From seducing his friends’ wives to being patient zero for gonorrhea, Glenn Quagmire is easily Family Guy’s most morally bankrupt character. A sexagenarian with the libido of a teenager, the Quahog pilot’s sexual perversion knows no bounds. Right from the show’s premiere in 1999, Mr. Giggity-Giggity Goo has been relentless in his pursuit of pleasure. The hedonist has the will to hump anything, including a meatloaf and dead women.
Glenn Quagmire’s paraphilia began the day he was born. The Family Guy character recounted while standing trial for statutory rape in Season 13, Episode 10, that he was born nine times because his mother was sexually aroused after pushing him out the first time. According to him, he learned to recite the alphabet with the names of all the guys his mom slept with. Quagmire’s misguided carnal instinct might be the result of being raised by a sexual deviant. But there are no justifications for what he does. Here are five times the brazen pervert was way out of line.
1. When He Wedded A Giraffe And Denied Their Child
Who else but Quagmire, would see a stateless society as an opportunity to fulfill his sexual desire for a giraffe? In Family Guy Season 10, Episode 21, Peter Griffin leads a campaign to get rid of Quahog’s government. He successfully gets Mayor West to shut down the government, ushering in a lawless society where everything goes. To celebrate the new-found freedom from government, Glenn Quagmire weds a Giraffe and impregnates the animal. Nine months later, the Giraffe gave birth to a hybrid creature with Quagmire’s head and the body of a Giraffe. Quagmire denied the “child” that was clear his when it said “Giraffity” instead of Giggity.
2. When He Slept With His Dad
In “Quagmire’s Quagmire,” (Family Guy Season 12, Episode 3) Glenn meets Sonja, a depraved lecher who indulges all his strange sexual interests. He’s excited to have met his match but soon realizes that Sonja has no limits. Amid their sexcapades, Sonja gets Quagmire and his father together to watch them have sex. Gleen wanted to draw the line there, but his eyes lit up when Sonja said: “…the thing we love most about each other is that we push each other way beyond our normal boundaries.” So, Quagmire slept with his dad but it didn’t stop Sonja from abducting him to be her sex slave.
3. Going Gay To Get A Divorce
Glenn Quagmire finds himself on the verge of losing his lifestyle due to an accidental marriage in “The Giggity Wife,” Family Guy Season 11, Episode 11. Following a wild night with his friends, the Quahog pilot learns he’s husband to Charmese, an old prostitute who’s resolved to remain married to Glenn. In a desperate move to get out of the marriage, Quagmire goes gay. But then, Charmese demands to watch him sleep with a man. Quagmire chooses Peter for it, wondering what is going on with his life when he makes him work for it. Regardless, Quagmire was determined to see it through. The paintbrush was about to touch the canvas when Charmese stopped him, opting to give him the divorce he wanted since he was willing to go that far to end the marriage.
4. When He Murdered All The Simpsons
Murdering the Simpsons ranks among the most disturbing things Glenn Quagmire has ever done, especially because of why he did it. “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song),” Season 6, Episode 2, features a controversial gag about the Family Guy sexual deviant and the Simpson family. After throwing himself at Marge and having his way with her, the duo consensually heads for another round at Marge’s home. When Marge’s husband Homer walks in on them, Quagmire shoots him and ends up shooting the rest of the family.
When He Emerged From The Coffin Of A Dead Virgin
Quagmire’s lechery knows no limits. The Family Guy sex-crazed character has kept sex slaves and committed all manner of sexual harassment and assault, but abusing a dead virgin is perhaps, the most profane thing he’s done. In “Airport ’07,” Season 5, Episode 12, Glenn Quagmire startled mourners at a funeral. When the officiant said: “Let us forever remember this beautiful young woman, taken from us in the bloom of youth, yet is unspoiled as when she was born,” Quagmire jumps out from the coffin with only his underpants, singing “Giggity giggity giggity giggity goo!” Check out Eric Cartman’s most shocking moments on South Park.
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