With home values in the US soaring up to 31.2% since 2019, you naturally expect that the images in real estate listings have ameliorated. Don’t get it wrong. Nobody’s expecting the real estate agents to master the art of fine photography, nail decoration and have it all skillfully presented to their clients. But what we do look for is an absence of gag reflex at horrendous estate shots that transgress the border of decency and common sense.
Well, let me tell you, from what you are about to see, things have barely changed. The Instagram account “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos,” aka pure nightmare material not to be consumed by your inner interior geek, still has plenty of property pics that hit rock bottom, fall beyond the ground, hit the bottom of the barrel that nobody knew was possible, and then hit the earth’s core.
But hey, there’s also some charm in this whole tackiness, so get your popcorn ready, we’re about to see what disasters are on the real estate menu most of us would never be able to afford. Psst! More terrible real estate agent pics can be found in our previous posts here, here and here.
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#1
Have you tried turning the room off and back on again?
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#2
Spice up your morning with an unexpected trip to the ground floor.
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#3
“Let me know when you’re done in the bath, I’ll use that water for the pasta”
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#4
Aunt Bessie’s next lockdown project is to knit a conservatory.
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#5
If M C Escher had tried interior design.
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#6
The spare bedroom features a lingering stunned silence.
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#7
As the foliage grew in strength and numbers, the cushions made plans to reclaim the ground floor on behalf of all the soft furnishings.
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#8
Deleted scene from Clash of the Titans where the Minotaur emerges from the bathroom to ask if that was the last of the toilet paper.
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#9
“It’s that time of the evening again, just talk amongst yourselves“
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#10
Lockdown business opportunity: Trampoline helmets.
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#11
It’s a sh*tchen…
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#12
“It’s important for kids to have their own space, and that cavity wall was going to waste anyway”
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#13
“If the 1870s had happened in the 1980s.”
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#14
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#15
“It would be possible to blame Accidental Selfie Syndrome were it not for the room-by-room costume changes.”
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#16
Local man admits running illegal workshop making nightmares and panic attacks.
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#17
Wishing you all a deeply disappointing and poorly furnished Christmas.
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#18
“You’re welcome, honey. I also got the Tom Selleck bath towels”
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#19
By combining random elements of a livingroom, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Livingway Stairtility Room.
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#20
“The painting in the hall is of Arthur’s most recent colonoscopy.”
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#21
The guest bedroom allows direct access to your troubled childhood.
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#22
Bob’s ability to empty a room was renowned across the children’s entertainment industry.
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#23
Keeping Up with the Trumps didn’t make it past the pilot episode.
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#24
Interior design influencers are already predicting a strong year for images of dogs printed on a towel hung over the only window in a wooden room.
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#25
Next time you have prunes before bed, we swap sides.
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#26
The perfect beachside property in which to relive the Allied Normandy Landings of 1944.
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#27
“You go look upstairs Sandra, I’ll check out the stables”
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#28
Microwaves are widely regarded as the most needy of the kitchen appliances.
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#29
Check for flakes and residue before making your toilet brush the focal point of the diningroom.
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#30
Upstairs gets pretty messy in the fall.
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#31
Don’t bugs the let bite bed.
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#32
“According to the Curse of Amenhotep, he who discovers this tomb must commit to some minor rennovations before putting it back on the market.”
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#33
Don’t be fooled by the bunting.
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#34
Misery is having to read someone else’s definition of happiness while trying to unblock a U-bend
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#35
This is Feng Shui for “we haven’t had a visitor since 2007″.
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#36
Stan began to wonder how often the other chairs had been meeting like this without him.
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#37
The years of practise paying off for Jeff here, as he executes a flawless accidental selfie from a different room.
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#38
On the 5th day, God gave his preliminary sketches to the couple next door as an apology for all the noise.
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#39
Zach’s new garden saved him a fortune in hay fever medicine.
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#40
Hands up if you absolutely refuse to be hurried when you’re on the toilet.
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