Hey Pandas, Share Some Funny “Out-Of-Context” Sentences From Books (Closed)

Open to a random page in the book nearest to you and post the first full sentence on the page.

#1

“…like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.”

#2

“His laugh sounded like a fat man choking on sand.”

#3

It was a December of crows.

#4

“Pockets, pockets, pockets! One here, one there!”

#5

“Throw it up now or the deal is off. I can’t be bothered to wrestle it from you and get blood all over my uniform.”

I know it’s 2 sentences, but the first one is so short :/

#6

He wails in fury and kicks the door handle until it breaks

#7

Legs. Give me those legs.

#8

Of course we are. A giant monk, a Saracen oblate, a Jew, and a peasant girl. Aren’t all the king’s friends like that?

#9

“…It led toward a field of low trees full of orange fruit”