50 Fascinating ‘Vintage Advertisements’ That Might Not Go Down Well Today (New Pics)

The world of advertising is utterly fascinating. Sure, being bombarded by ads every single moment throughout your day can be annoying. But if they’re genuinely creative and informative, then you might just stop and look. Even if you don’t plan on buying the product or service, you can allow yourself to be entertained. 

The r/vintageads online community is a wonderful niche on the internet. There, you’ll find interesting examples of what advertisements used to look like decades and decades ago. Some of them seem goofy and even downright weird in the eyes of modern audiences. Though they seem simply baffling, they give us a glimpse into bygone eras and the values and behaviors of people living in the past. Scroll down to check out the best and strangest the vintage world has to offer.

Bored Panda was interested in finding out more about giving ads greater longevity, as well as what current trends in advertising look like, so we reached out to marketing psychology speaker Matt Johnson, Ph.D., the host of the human nature blog. You’ll find his insights as you read on.

#1 Honestly The Graffiti Is Better

50 Fascinating ‘Vintage Advertisements’ That Might Not Go Down Well Today (New Pics)

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#2 Dad, You’ve Got To Help Me! Responsible Drinking Message From Seagram Company Ltd, 1987

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#3 They All Got The Vaccine.. Except Dad, 1958

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#4 Asbestos Ad, 1970s

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#5 Man Looking For A Wife In 1865

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#6 Kikkoman Soy Sauce Promotional Matches (1950s?)

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#7 Don’t Smoke, Live Long And Prosper, 1989

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#8 Daihatsu Hijet Ad From 1996

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#9 Modern Home Floor Plan, Sears 1934 Catalog

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#10 Remember Wendy’s Tables?

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#11 Mental Health Help Service In 1991 X-Men Comic

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#12 I’ve Robbed The Rainbow To Make You Gay. Jester Wools

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#13 Meanwhile, In Florida Public School History Books

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#14 If You Lived In The 70s Or 80s You Either Had One Of These Patterns Or Knew Someone Who Did

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#15 In The 1970s, This Was A Clothing Store’s Idea Of A “Chubby Girl.”

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#16 1960 Flintstones Advertising Sponsored By Winston

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#17 When I’m 64

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#18 Re-Groove Your Tyres

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#19 In 1967 Philco Introduced A 4 Inch Vinyl Disc They Called ‘Hip Pocket Records.’ They Had A ‘Hit’ Song On Each Side And Sold For 69 Cents

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#20 Sugar Information Inc., 1964

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#21 The Shirt Suit Supreme

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#22 Mcdonalds Onion Nuggets

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#23 Sears Men’s Fashion 1960’s

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#24 Wheel Ants?

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#25 1998 Milk Ad With Conan O’brien

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#26 In The 1950s, Antidepressants Were Marketed Primarily Towards Housewives And Their Husbands To Ensure Household Tasks Weren’t Neglected

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#27 I’m Pretty Sure Everyone Had One Of These

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#28 Unpleasant Odour Is Caused By Underarm Hair (1930s)

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#29 McDonald’s Mcdonaldland Glasses, 1975

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#30 The Love Rug. 1973

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#31 Jc Penney Ad, 1972

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#32 Buying A Concrete House Buys You Maximum Protection From Atomic Blasts

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#33 Cottonelle Colored Toilet Paper (1982)

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#34 Glad This Is Laughable Today – Advertisement For Radio Drama Show Asking If Women Over 35 Can Be Loved

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#35 Gentlemen Prefer Hanes (1975)

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#36 Backyard Star Wars Playset

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#37 Shag Rug Rake

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#38 How Many Of You Jokers Had This Budweiser Poster In The Late 80s?

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#39 Marlboro Cigarettes “You’re Darn Tootin My Dad Smokes Marlboro”, 1950

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#40 In The 1950s, Antidepressants Were Marketed Primarily Towards Housewives And Their Husbands To Ensure Household Tasks Weren’t Neglected

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#41 French Ad For The Amc Pacer, 1975

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#42 A Terrifying Way To Start Your Day: Post’s Sugar Krinkles

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#43 A Walking Turn On. 1970s

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#44 Cricketeer Suit Ad From 1972

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#45 Gain Weight With Ironized Yeast (1958)

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#46 Universal Food Chopper (1899)

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#47 Van Heusen Sport Shirts, 1951

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#48 1974 Ford Thunderbird Burgundy Edition

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#49 On My First Kiss By Brooke Shields For Love’s Baby Soft Fragrance, 1980

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#50 1897 De Dion-Bouton Motor Trike

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