Dreaming up the perfect home is a fun little getaway. It could be a snug little cabin surrounded by trees or a stylish apartment in a bustling city. Maybe it’s filled with vintage charm or decked out with modern cool gadgets.
However, when you dive into the real estate market, reality often splashes cold water on those daydreams. Not every house is a match, but thanks to a hilarious blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we stumbled upon some listings that are so bad, they circle back to being good.
These funny real estate listings take us on an adventure from spooky, forgotten apartments to homes that march to the beat of their own quirky decor and odd construction choices. It seems like the agents behind these ads tossed the idea of cleaning up right out the window before snapping photos of these terrible houses.
What did they capture instead? Listings with a live bat hanging around, a giant pig making itself at home in the living room, and wild horses taking over the front yards. And believe it or not, these funny real estate photos were actually used to attract potential buyers.
If you’re up for a good chuckle and a lesson in what not to do when putting your home up for sale, the list of terrible real estate photos below is your go-to. Scroll down, pick the worst listing, and don’t hold back on sharing your thoughts in the comments!
#1 If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool
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#2 Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On
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#3 Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says “Surprise My Coconut”
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#4 A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies
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#5 Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph
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#6 If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt
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#7 You’ll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs
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#8 This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar
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#9 “I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern” Said Holmes
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#10 Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown
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#11 On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet
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#12 After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole
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#13 Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is
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#14 A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features
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#15 Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad
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#16 Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity
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#17 Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate
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#18 Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room
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#19 Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30
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#20 That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start
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#21 TFW You’re Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House
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#22 “Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” “Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”
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#23 “Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“
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#24 This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?
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#25 It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid
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#26 Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing
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#27 Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui
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#28 In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness
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#29 After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704
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#30 Some Like It Horrible
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