‘Aged Like Milk:’ 50 Things That Aged So Bad, They Went Sour (New Posts)

Hindsight is 20/20. If you were to analyze all the things you believed were true one, five, or ten years ago, you’d see how not all of them hold up anymore. Maybe you admired a celebrity that has now fallen from grace, or bought a ticket to Fyre Festival, or believed that NFTs are a good investment. We’re all allowed to make mistakes, and we should aim to learn from them.

Still, one cannot deny that some of those mistakes are painfully hilarious, especially when they’re not ours. Looking at them can make us go “oh, honey,” and “I might act silly sometimes, but at least I’m not that stupid.”

So, if you need a little bit of that warm and fuzzy feeling of being just a little superior than everyone else, we have you covered. We are presenting to you the best of the worst of the r/agedlikemilk subreddit. Enjoy!

#1 There’s A Pun Here, But I Can’t Place My Foot On It

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#2 What Colour Is Your Bugatti?

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#3 The New Elton John

Elton john didn’t give up touring and glasses, but did give up on the lasses!

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#4 Anyone Remember The Bus?

u/LukeofNorth:

The NHS is struggling to survive, nurses being underpaid, appointment being delayed and patients waiting over a year for appointments.

UK politicians on three figure salaries are saying nurses on 30k a year should learn how to budget and cook meals, when they last year expenses came to £200,000 figure.

During Brexit they had a bus to promote how much money they would pump into the NHS…

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#5 These Headlines Were Published 5 Days Apart

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#6 50 Years Isn’t That Long

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#7 Cyclists At Tour De France In The 1920s Smoking Cigarettes. It Was Thought Cigarette Smoking Expanded The Lungs And Helped With Endurance

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#8 “These Trans People Are Getting Out Of Hand!”

u/Poot_McGoot: 

Guy who says trans and gay people are “getting out of hand” is now in prison for r*ping his daughter.

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#9 Steven Crowder’s Wife Is Leaving Him Without His Consent

Crowder wrote that tweet to proudly announce that his wife enjoys being treated like a servant and a sex object. Now she’s divorcing him because of his abusive behavior. And suddenly consent matters. Not hers, of course, but his.

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#10 Abandon Ship

This image glorifies Brexit and insinuates that Britain is saving itself from a “sinking ship”. In reality, 10% of UK Bank assets moved or will be moving to the EU and about 440 banking and financial institutions have left the UK. The UK has suffered immensely and lost workers, decreased value of the GBP, and caused overall more harm to the UK. The UK Tory party could not keep a PM due to everyone passing the buck on what was happening and being unable to find a solution. Tories in shambles.

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#11 The Miss Atomic Bomb Pageant, 1950 Nevada

The advances in the field of nuclear physics inspired this pageant. Today this pageant seems macabre, morbid, distasteful and disgusting, frankly. It was already horrible back then but I don’t think the American people yet knew the vast impact(no pun intended) the bombs over Hiroshima and Nagasaki had. Also the Cold War had yet to strike the fear of god into people.

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#12 Chris D’elia Talking About Girls Maturing Because Of Creepy Older Men

Chris D’Elia referring to girls having to mature because creepy older guys are trying to get inside them. He was later accused by multiple girls and women of inappropriate behaviour including grooming and soliciting child p*rnography.

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#13 Suppositories Guaranteed To Contain Healthy, Healing Radium!

Back in the 1930s and 1940s people thought that radiation was a miracle item that could be used to cure anybody and improve any product. This is obviously not the case as radiation is highly lethal when used improperly.

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#14 Asbestos Filter Cigarettes

A cigarette company added asbestos to its filters to try to combat the cancer causing effects of smoking. Asbestos is a dangerous chemical that causes cancer after inhalation of its particles.

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#15 Did He Do It 12 Times Already?

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#16 We Need To Talk About Kevin

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#17 This Cartoon Blaming School Deaths On Secular Environments – Not Meant As An Attack On Christian Schools Btw

This cartoonist implied that prayer being taken out of schools is the reason kids were dying in school. Sadly a school shooting happened in a Christian school. This post is not meant as an attack on religion.

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#18 CEO Publicly Admits She Expects Younger Employees To Work For Free. One Of Her Stores Now Faces 360 Charges Over Allegations Of Illegal Child Labor

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#19 Sorry, Walter

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#20 Boycott? Boycott

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#21 A 22 Billion Dollar Mistake

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#22 Spineless Media…

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#23 What I Found On Linkedin The Other Day

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#24 This Cap Promoting The Aberdeen International Drilling Services

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#25 News Clipping From The New York Daily Mirror, 1950s

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#26 Hahahaha 😆

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#27 Prediction From 1913

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#28 Found An Old New Yorker Behind The Bed…

Wanted to make the biggest global impact for good… lost a lot of other peoples’ money.

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#29 Was Watching Scream (1996) When

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#30 I Think You Guys Already Know

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#31 Jesus F**king Christ

Dan Schneider, the creator of popular Nickelodeon shows such as Drake & Josh, iCarly, Victorious and Zoey 101, has faced allegations from viewers over the years of having an inappropriate foot fetish, and having young stars of his shows engage in scenes that involved feet.

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#32 Are You Sure About That?

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#33 Eeeeegads

For context- homie killed his entire family two years after this picture. Her saying he is “super nice in real life” is definitely some very old, unrefrigerated milk.

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#34 “Extremely Well Maintained” Building Collapsed 22 Days Later, Killing 98 People

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#35 See Ya Tucker. Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

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#36 Once Upon A Time…

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#37 Two Days Before The Invasion Started

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#38 One Year Ago, Paul Joseph Watson Thoroughly Debunked Western Governments’ Hysteria About An Imminent Russian Invasion Of Ukraine

u/Nekrose:

What didn’t age well was: Russian invaded a few days after the mentioned video.

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#39 There Was A Big Push To Buy Homes And Flats In My Country A Few Months Ago…the Interest Rate Has Gone Up Twice Since

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#40 “The Average Retirement Age Is Now 61.5… And It’s Getting Even Lower.” -How To Study In College, Walter Pauk, 1993

The average age of retirement continues to climb in the US, with many deciding to push back retirement into their mid- to late- 60s or even 70s.

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#41 Amanda Riley Scammed Friends, Family And Followers Out Of $100,000 For Cancer Diagnosis She Faked

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#42 Sad When Cah Ages Like Milk; We Tried To Correct It, But Even The Correction Has Aged

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#43 Forbes Really Nailing It

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#44 Super Tough Russian Bear Showing His “Massive Gainz” To The West, Circa 2016. In Later Years, It Was Found That The Bear Was A Coward Full Of Drugs

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#45 The Konmari Method™

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#46 Elon Made A Huge Mistake

Elon Musk’s Starship just launched. People asked about a flame trench to divert the rocket engines from destroying the launch pad. Say’s he doesn’t want one, and todays launch destroyed said launch pad.

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#47 After Blood & Wine And Cavill Leaving… Idk

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#48 Home Developer “Confirmed Homes Were Structurally Sound” 5 Months Before Collapse

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#49 Hopefully No One Listened

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#50 Well…all Clear, Then

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