We have all heard it a million times: beggars can’t be choosers. Whether your mother slipped in the phrase when offering you a cookie (but not the type of cookie you wanted!) or you had to use it when dealing with a demanding houseguest who had taken advantage of your hospitality, the saying rings a lot of truth and bears repeating. Yet somehow, not everyone learned the importance of this adage, and some entitled individuals are out there right now wreaking havoc in Instagram DMs, on Facebook marketplace and other places online demanding free art, discounted services and other outlandish requests.
Apparently, beggars can be choosers, they will just be ridiculed for it online. We’ve gone through the Choosing Beggars subreddit to gather some of the most infuriating posts to share with you all down below, so be sure to upvote the pics that make you want to call up these people’s parents and tell them that they need a reminder that “beggars can’t be choosers”. Keep reading to also find interviews with artists Jill Arwen Posadas and Carrie Brummer to hear their thoughts on people requesting work for free, and then if you’re looking for even more of these frustrating posts after finishing this list, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s last publication featuring the same subreddit right here.
#1 Ketchup Critics
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#2 This Is How You Deal With Them
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#3 My Sister-In-Law Has Had Enough Of The Exposure Clientele
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#4 Influencer Wants Personal Song Written Plus One Hour Set At Wedding For Free
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#5 Waaahhh I Didn’t Get A Less Than $2 Discount At An Already Fairly Priced Diner
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#6 Customer Is Upset That A Mattress Store Won’t… Help Them Move…?
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#7 The Guy In The Comment Section Gets It
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#8 $10 For A Mobile Haircut
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#9 Forgot About This Gem From The Other Year From When I Was Trying To Sell My Old Phone!
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#10 Cb Wants To Sample A Filet To Make Sure It’s Up To Family Standards
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#11 Please Make Sure It’s In Good Condition Also
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#12 Twitter Art Commissioner Gets His First Choosing Beggar
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#13 It’s Fun To See Them Get This Kind Of Attention Once In A While
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#14 Super Roomy Bathroom??!!
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#15 Can You Please Deliver That Free Item For Free? And I’ll Make You Feel Bad When You Decline. Smh
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#16 Free Suv, Not Old, Low Mileage, Good On Gas
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#17 Oh You Are Selling For $300-$600? How About $20
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#18 I Know The Commenter’s Math Is Wrong, But Still, Oof…
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#19 That Is Kinda Specific, Isn’t It?
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#20 Make Me A Costume
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#21 Wants To Pay $50 For Completely Handmade Robe
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#22 Hahahaha No
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#23 Anyone Have Just Too Many Tax Breaks??
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#24 I Guess He Is Asking For A Slave?
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#25 Make Me Milk, Deliver It To Me Consistently, And Make Sure You Don’t Have That Vaccine
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#26 Entry Level Job. You Only Need To Have 10-15 Years Of Experience!
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#27 “Influencer” Wants To Post This Restaurant On Their Page But Asks For Money Off Their Bill To Do So, Owner Denies Their Offer Then Has Influencer Bash Their Restaurant On Their Ig Story
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#28 Don’t Even Bother Giving Me $100
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#29 Too Good For The Food Bank, Whilst Begging For Groceries
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#30 An Absurd Post In A Roommate Finder Group
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#31 What If I Am Hungry At 8:01?
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#32 Looking For A Girlfriend, Iq Under 130 Need Not Apply. Roommate Too
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#33 I’d Love To Watch Your Dog For Like $2 An Hour!
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#34 The Sense Of Entitlement Is Strong Here, Even With A Significant Portion Of Their Expenses Paid For By Family
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#35 This Model Looking For A Free Wedding Photographer. Dancing Will Be Free For You Too
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#36 You Pay Me $400, Remove All My (Slightly) Damaged Decking, And Then Haul It Away. Sounds Like A Bargain
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#37 “I Believe My Idea Will Work”
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#38 Building Wealth On Charity
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#39 Pay Me $700/Month To Be My Caretaker And Handyman
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#40 What’s The Point Of Paying Someone To Help Us Move When We Could Just Pay Professional Movers?
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