50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

Halloween—a night of vampires, ghosts, tricks, and treats—often brings out a naughty side in us. Amidst our spooky celebrations, there are those who want to threaten your fun. Ghastly schemes, from unconventional vegetable treats to stolen decorations, can leave trick-or-treaters shaking their heads in disbelief.

So, grab your flashlight as we embark on a journey through some of the most infuriating times people have turned spooky fun into terrifying disasters. Explore bizarre incidents carefully collected by the Bored Panda team that remind us of all the things not to do during the spooky season. 

#1 Someone Smashed My Daughter’s Pumpkin Last Night, So I Did Some Surgery After She Left For School. Frankenpumpkin Lives

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#2 Welcome To Australia

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#3 Someone Stole My Friend’s Pumpkin, And Someone Gave Her A New Pumpkin

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#4 Dear Jerk

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#5 Preparing The Golden Balls Of Disappointment For Halloween

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#6 On Halloween, Someone Reported This House In Baltimore To The Health Department For Illegally Running A Restaurant Out Of A Residence

“Complaint SR: The complainant states that a restaurant is being run out of this personal residence.”

“Observations: The residence had a “human burger” Halloween decoration with a “Bob’s Burgers” sign hung as a part of the decorations. No food is being served at the location. The complaint is not confirmed.”

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#7 I Carved A Cute Face On My Halloween Pumpkin. A Squirrel Got Into It, And Now It Looks Like This

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#8 Happy Halloween? Found In My Kids’ Bucket

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#9 This House Had A Really Cool Pennywise Decoration On Their Front Porch Last Week

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#10 My Halloween Decorations Got Eaten By A Moose This Morning

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#11 They Are Going After Halloween

“Attention Satanic Socialists. This is the home of the patriotic Christian family. We work hard and pay taxes.  We do not celebrate satan’s day. We do not give away free candy to lazy entitled freeloaders. No handouts. Welcome to America. If you want candy get a job. And find Jesus.”

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#12 An Anti-Vaxxer Group Is Trying To Get People To Pass Out Halloween Candy With This On It

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#13 I Took My Kid Trick-Or-Treating Today. There Was A Lady Passing These Out To All The Kids And Saying, “Give This To Your Mom”

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#14 I Paid $25 To Go To A “Halloween House” And This Was One Of The “Game Areas”

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#15 Someone Took One Of My Skeletons

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#16 Fined And/Or Jailed For Trick-Or-Treating Over The Age Of 12

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#17 Forbidden Candy Was Actually Found In A Child’s Halloween Basket

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#18 I Carved These 4 Yesterday. Unfortunately, The Boxer And Audrey II Got Stolen

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#19 Nursing Home Near Me Didn’t Think Through The Halloween Decorations

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#20 I’m In The UK, And My Pumpkins Were Stolen 10 Hours After I Put This Display Together

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#21 Halloween Decorations Destroyed

My wife and I proudly display a bunch of skeletons at our home off Derby Square every year, and this morning we awoke—once again—to more property damage. There is no way to know if these folks are locals or just passing through, but please be respectful. We want to help tourists and residents alike enjoy Halloween without all our stuff getting broken. Also, they did this right in front of a security camera with a sign.

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#22 This Old Karen Asked How Serious We Were About The Satanic Church Because We Have An Inflatable Dragon For Halloween

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#23 My Local Lowe’s A Full Month Before Halloween. Next Step: Permanent Year-Long Display

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#24 Making Kids Pay For Halloween Candy

“Trick-or-treat
Good day to all you little ghosts + goblins. We’re having a life lesson today. Nothing in life is free. I know you may think it is, but at this house, your treats will cost you 0,25. Boo
Parents: you’re welcome.”

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#25 My Brother Got A Can Of Cat Food In His Halloween Candy

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#26 Tradition Of Wasting Food And Making My Children Hate Me So That They Don’t Write Boring Memoirs About Me

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#27 Someone Was Handing Communion Cups Out To Kids Instead Of Candy Last Night (Halloween)

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#28 Getting A Packet Of Ketchup For Halloween

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#29 These Were Being Handed Out For Trick-Or-Treat

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#30 I Work At A Sober Living Treatment Program, And These Are Some Of The “Prizes” My Coworker Gave To Our Clients At The Halloween Party Last Week

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#31 Went To The Store For Halloween Decorations – They’ve Replaced Them With Christmas Decorations

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#32 My Wife Bought These Candy Eyeballs To Decorate Cupcakes For A Halloween Party

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#33 Mom Buys Halloween Light But Gets An Empty Coca-Cola Bottle Instead

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#34 Neighbor Karen Gets Triggered By Halloween Decorations

So, my sister enjoys getting into the Halloween spirit and putting creepy decorations in her yard. One of those decorations happens to be a skeleton zombie baby. Well, apparently, this is super inconsiderate because sometimes babies pass away, and this trauma could be relived when someone sees a plastic zombie baby.

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#35 Seems Like Cult Behavior To Me

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#36 This Halloween Decoration That Melted Onto My Window. Thanks, Walmart

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#37 Little Gem From The App Nextdoor: Neighbor Thinks Halloween Decorations Are Real

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#38 Found In My Kids’ Halloween Candy

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#39 Local Church Asks Toddlers If They Are Ready To Die, Along With Their Halloween Candy

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#40 In My 9-Year-Old Halloween Candies

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#41 Trick-Or-Treat

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#42 Kid Stole My Favorite Pumpkin Off My Porch

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#43 After Finishing My Third 12-Hour Shift On Halloween Night, I Came Home This Morning To This Lovely Surprise

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#44 Halloween Pickle?

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#45 My Dad Taking Down The Halloween Stuff On Halloween Night

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#46 Be Sure To Check Your Kid’s Halloween Candy For Bad Stuff. I Found A Fake 1804 Flowing Hair Dollar In A Peanut Butter Cup

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#47 Disney World Just Released Their Halloween Merchandise. Scalpers Are Already Buying It Up In Stores And Online

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#48 Trick-Or-Treat In Texas

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#49 Your Jack-O-Lantern Game Is Strong When Others Covet To The Point Of Theft. Wear It As A Badge Of Honor

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#50 I’ve Always Wanted To Be The Jerk Who Gives Fudge, Fruit, And Nuts For Halloween

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