Lots of people may know this, but we all at some point have overheard something strange while walking, at one point or another. Here are some of the weirdest…
#1
DISNEYLAND, 2023
“LOOK LOOK, ITS DALE AND CHIP”
Seriously, who the H*LL calls them DALE AND CHIP. ITS CHIP AND DALE!!!
#2
8th grade ELA class
Some kid: “Bro… My sister is like.. actually hot. Like, REALLY hot..”
#3
“I’ll tell Jesus”
#4
Not exactly the strangest but definitely scariest.
Once with my cat at the vet. Overheard a parent talking to the nurse. Her female senior cat just had an operation and found a stone baby in her body. Creepiest part is she was neutered at her very young age…
#5
“Whats the difference between acne and a cathlic priest”
“IDK”
“The acne comes on childrens faces after they turn 12”
#6
“when you smell someone’s armpit”
-a literal college class
#7
that i have a sideways tooth in my jaw! it gives no pain or anything i just have it there
#8
“Hello Kitty drag queens force feeding Noah cocaine”-a kid on my bus
#9
“The potato is coming. Run.”
#10
A little girl on the bus, out of the blue:
Girl: “What is the best dinosaur?”
Me [taken aback]”I dunno. Triceratops?”
Girl: “Ugh. That’s stupid. Boys are dumb?”
Me: “Sometimes. What is the best dinosaur, then?”
Child: “Stegosaurus, dah! Boys never think of back protection…”
#11
Was at a zoo.
Looking at some pecaries
Some dude walks by singing that one lion king song.all I heard was:””when I was a young warthog””
Pecaries look like warthog. Idk man
#12
(No offense to the furries bc ik not all of y’all are like this) the other day I heard something I will never unhear. Furry pussy. I need ear bleach
#13
I have a ton, but the best was probably the time ym choir teacher said he was going to push someone off a fence (metaphorically)
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