Hey Pandas, If You Were An Assassin, Who Would You Assassinate? (Closed)

I would say who I would but i don’t want any comebacks!

#1

Simple, assassinate anyone who stands in your way to glory. but if that person pays you well enough, then I say work with them. this is advice coming from a true assassin. so you better take it

#2

Amber Turd >:( Bring back Johnny!

#3

Putin, and anybody who takes his place. (KGB this is a joke please don’t raid my hou-)

#4

I don’t have many enemies…
I have a HUGE soft spot for cats…
I would assassinate the person who poisoned @TheNotSoPerfectLyric’s cat…
… If anyone else knows someone who hurt a cat, please tell me in the comments. I will… dispose of them
meow

#5

Thats confidential

#6

My Step-Dad. He’s a jerk!

#7

Anyone who tries to steal my boyfriend

#8

I’m totally gonna get put on the FBI watchlist for this one… 😅
Trump or the Zodiac killer.
They deserve it.

#9

100% The person who poisoned my cat, he died a year ago and he was super friendly. Some people are dark and dislike cats

#10

I know I’m going to get downvoted for this but: I would assassinate Trump.

#11

i would assassinate my enemies :)

#12

Trump and my ex

#13

My bullies. Man, if I could I would go quiet kid at them.

#14

My ex-boyfriend
Trump
My parents
My brother
My friend-
My homophobic classmates
My racist classmates
My sexist classmates
My math teacher
And a lot of other people-

#15

All the people who tried to kill puppies.

#16

Cops

#17

My crippling self-doubt

#18

I would assassinate you.

#19

pLEASE no assassinations today. Good vibes instead :D, have some flowers!
✨🌸🌱🌼🌻💐🌹🌿🌷🌺✨

#20

this girl i went to school with’s dad bc he murdered her >:( he shot her and burned her :( she was really sweet