Hey Pandas, Give Me The Best Roast (Closed)

Let there be roasts.

#1

You must have been born on a highway…. Cuz that’s where accidents happen

#2

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

#3

guy one: do you smell something funny?

guy 2: what? no, do you?

guy one: eh, i dunno, kinda reminds me of your mom.

#4

i would make a joke about your life,
but your life is already a joke

#5

Joe

#6

That girl is like Diet Pepsi. She’s both bitter and visually displeasing.

Works for guys to, but I came up with this thinking of a toxic female friend lmao:)