The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.
In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.
Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.
#1 Worse Than A B*tch
#2 Hard Pass
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#3 Slowly Suffocating
#4 Dealing With Your Ex
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#5 Lesson Learned
#6 Text Form Ex
#7 Savage Burn
#8 Moving On
#9 It Reminds Me Of You
#10 A Real Nightmare
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#11 Sleeping Like A Baby
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#12 Awesome Burn
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#13 Just Nope
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#14 Text From Ex
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#15 Growing Up
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#16 Savage Burn
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#17 Wait, There Were Feelings?
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#18 You Just Have To Visit It
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#19 No Second Chance Here
#20 Cheating Accidentally
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#21 As Far Away As The Sun
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#22 Fact Check
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#23 Text From Ex
#24 Text From Ex
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#25 Thanks For Ruining It
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#26 Hi And Bye
#27 New Phone, Who Dis?
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#28 Text From Ex
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#29 All Things Come To An End
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#30 Hard Pass
#31 Feelings For You
#32 Text From Ex
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#33 Bad Taste And Low Standards
#34 Text From Ex
#35 Keep On Keeping On
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#36 Savage Tease
#37 Text From Ex
#38 What’s Up
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#39 A Huge Waste Of Time
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#40 Punch In The Face
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#41 Hodor
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#42 Thanks, But No Thanks
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#43 Trash Day
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#44 Setting It On Fire
#45 Text From Ex
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#46 Truly Inappropriate
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#47 But I Still Love You
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#48 Text From Ex
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#49 Just Nope
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#50 A Lousy Essay
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#51 Had A Snack, Too
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#52 How High Are You
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#53 Text From Ex
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#54 Hint Hint
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#55 Well, Can We?
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#56 The Thing I Miss
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#57 Eggplant Emoji
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#58 It’s Your Wedding Day
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#59 Text From Ex
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#60 Ghostbusters!
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#61 Not Keeping Tabs Here
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#62 That’s Not A Possibility
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#63 As Far As I Can
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#64 Group Chat
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#65 My Eyes Are Burning
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#66 Personal Show
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#67 Congrats And Good Luck
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#68 Text From Ex
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#69 Nope
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#70 Text From Ex
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#71 Tough One To Let Go
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#72 I Know
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#73 Not With You
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#74 Should’ve Kept It To Yourself
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#75 Say No To Satan
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#76 God Bless
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#77 Text From Ex
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#78 Sorting Things Out
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#79 Personal Space
#80 Drunk Texting
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#81 Hey Hey Hey
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#82 Text From Ex
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#83 Text From Ex
#84 Text From Ex
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#85 Text From Ex
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#86 Text From Ex
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#87 Text From Ex
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