Many of us find it adorable when little kids ramble words that somehow form a complete sentence. Now, imagine adults doing the same, spontaneously coming up with sentences that are funny, oddly accurate, and unlike anything you’ve ever heard before. A mix of hilarious and fascinating, right?
That’s exactly what the subreddit “Brand New Sentence” is all about. With over 1.4 million members, it’s a goldmine of sentences that have (quite literally) never been written before, spotted “in the wild.” From witty remarks to intriguing word mashups, it’s a treasure trove of linguistic gems you didn’t know you needed. Keep scrolling, you just might stumble upon a sentence you’ll never forget.
#1 Beard Shavings To Make An Amulet…?
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#2 Those Who Made Bernie Sanders Impossible
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#3 Your Crusade To Defend Participation Trophies
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#4 I Am A Walking Chimera Of Various Furies And Petty Qualms
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#5 I Literally Just Wanted To Stop Spending Insane Amounts Of Money On Stew, I Wasn’t Trying To Hurt Him Or Ruin His Life
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#6 Most Scarlett Johansson Looking President
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#7 The Anniversary Of George W. Bush Getting A Shoe Thrown At Him
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#8 The “Alpha Bros” Are Shaving Off Their Eyelashes Because Long Lashes Are Too Feminine
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#9 My Predecessor Was A Goat
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#10 Alliance To Destroy Them With A Spinning Kick
#11 Sentient Toilet Brush
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#12 Profoundly Mid Angloid Peasant Phenotype
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#13 Know Your Value
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#14 What Was The Neolithic Equivalent Of Cia Gangstalking
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#15 S**t Your Pants
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#16 Incident
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#17 Robert The Union Contractor
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#18 My Favorite People Are The Cops And My Boss
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#19 “AI-Generated Ads With My Face On Them”
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#20 Anime Recommendation
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#21 “There’s An Egirl Yearning In The Sea That’s Supposed To Move Things From The Other Team”
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#22 Only Grows One When Needed
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#23 Dad Gets Huge Fright As Wife Washes T-Shirt With Their Baby’s Face On It
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#24 Flaunting Their Mobility
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#25 New Energy Saving Method Just Dropped
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#26 Power Bottom Aladdin
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#27 Slab Of Sentient Ham
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#28 Leonardo Dicaprio Distances Self From 21st Century After It Turns 25
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#29 It’s Supposed To Be A Democracy
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#30 Gen Z Amish Kid Named Skibidiah
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#31 The Gay Penguin Weddings At The Local Zoo
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#32 “Genetically Perfecting A Pitbull Into A Cruise Missile For Babies”
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#33 The Bell Will Tell Me What I Need
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#34 Never Heard Of A Rotisserie Chicken Taking A Shower Before
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#35 Ima Overheating
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#36 The Pro What?!
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#37 I Have A Hunch That Says 19th Century Prostitutes Didn’t Practice Celibacy
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#38 Medically Approved Hoe Limit
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#39 I Cheat, Get Caught, Pray Together And Blame The Devil
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#40 I Have Been Logged Out Of My Toothbrush
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#41 Mobile Autistic Doom Pile
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#42 Specifically Engineered Itself To Obfuscate Your Sense Of Time
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#43 Men Microdose Bicuriousness By Asking What You’d Do For A Million Dollars
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#44 Good Luck On The Dp
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#45 Under No Circumstances…
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#46 “Good Version Of 9/11”
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#47 Two New Sentences
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#48 His Hands Are Like Gelatin Desserts
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#49 Blood Ain’t Thicker Than That Ass
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#50 The 11th Commandment
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#51 “These Parents Really Looked At Their Vagina Fresh Child”
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#52 “I Love Owls, But I Hate Nazis”
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#53 “Missouri Trains* ‘Snitch Form’ Down After People Spammed It With The ‘Bee Movie’ Script.” *had To Change It So The Bots Would Let Me Post
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#54 Munch On His Tangerine Candyfloss
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#55 Biological Whorefare
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#56 “Way Too Many People Are Urinating On [the] Tower At Any Given Moment To Arrest Them All.”
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#57 Pope Hammer +4 Smite Damage
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#58 Trans Inclusive Hater
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#59 “What Is A Sauce But Slime With A Purpose?”
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#60 Wooden Balls
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#61 “How To Not Commit Micro Aggression Against Vampires In Your Workplace”
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#62 Never Thought About It Like That
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#63 Honestly Sounds Like A Better Time
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#64 Don’t See That Everyday
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#65 Tesla Autopilot Drove Into Wile E. Coyote-Style Fake Road Wall
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#66 Im Going To Study Hard And Become A Doctor Just So I Can Abort His Next Girlfriend
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#67 If Bugs Bunny Was The Unabomber
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#68 Two Of Everything Darling
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#69 Prolapser
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#70 Dashcam Sightings Of Gwenyth Paltrow
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#71 We Can Save Pngs To Birds
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#72 Falling To Their Knees And Pulling Out Their Titties
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#73 Slut Shaming This One Specific Little Crustacean
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#74 The Answer Lies In What Kind Of Shoes He’s Wearing
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#75 “I Tried Evolution, Didn’t Like It.”
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#76 Despite The Embarrassment Of Both Parties Involved, Armpits Is Feet
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#77 Increase Your Font Size By 1 Point Every Time You Respond
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#78 Every Other Princess Emerged From Some Kind Of Primordial Soup
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#79 Charles Darwin Looking At His Fucked Up Tomatoes; Oh Shit That Me
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#80 Giovanni And His Weird Son Who Bites Sometimes
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#81 I Know Neurodivirgin Isn’t Chiming In
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#82 Disappeared Into An Insta-Thot-Shaped Cloud Of Dust Going “Meep Meep”
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#83 … Get Zooted On Loud And Get My Back Blown Out
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#84 Insane Coworker Lore Drop
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#85 This May Sound Strange To A Native Transsexual
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#86 This Is Just Magical
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#87 Tumor Cured Itself
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