50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

The internet is definitely a unique thing. Sure, that sounds obvious, but what isn’t is the idea that it might empower very unlikely things to happen. Or more specifically, very unlikely things to be said. So unlikely that it might be the first ever occurrence out there.

Introducing r/BrandNewSentence, a community of netizens who scour the vast internetscapes for things that have never been said before. And if they’re not scouring, they are definitely the ones cashing in on that potential in themselves.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what makes the internet a unique thing.

#1 Stick A Turkey Leg In A Sneaker And Your Dog Patrol Your Yard

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#2 Homie In Law

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#3 “What R Ur Adjectives???”

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#4 Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#5 Pink Acid Trip That Feels Like Being Slapped By Lots Of Confusingly Attractive People

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#6 I Already Named My Switchblade Stabitha…

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#7 Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#8 Yeehaw High School

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#9 The Forbidden Art Of Giving Crabs Knowledge

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#10 That Good Ol Southern Drawl

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#11 Why NASA

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#12 Kansas Is Not Meant For Permanent Habitation

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#13 They Had To Blow Dry The Ultrasound Goo Off Her

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#14 Switching To Gender Evil

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#15 What About Iceberg’s Tears?

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#16 Membership Only Human Trafficking Gentlemen’s Club Headquartered In Budapest

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#17 If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#18 Umm..no?

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#19 What In The French

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#20 Tom & Jerry Irl

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#21 What A Guy

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#22 Why Would The Robot Do This

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#23 Too Late For Vito Though

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#24 Lesbian Penguins Are So Progressive

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#25 New For All Of Use + Meme

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#26 Burger Looking Like Steve Harvey

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#27 Coffee Cat Detonates Atomic Bomb

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#28 Wait Until You See How Pineapple Grows!

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#29 Is Refusing To Speak After Being Detained

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#30 Bisexual Cowboy From A Hypothetical Timeline Where The Wild West Is In France

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#31 If Only They’d Had Some Indication…

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#32 I Must

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#33 Haven’t Heard Any Of This Uttered Before & I Love This For Her…

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#34 Air Dropped Wolves. That Is All

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#35 Put Your Fingers In The Public Balls

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#36 We’re Living In The Matrix 😎

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#37 Y’all Out Here Being Able To Smell Ants???

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#38 Being Medium Ugly Is Lit

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#39 Gay Ukranian Super Soldiers

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#40 9/11 Is Directly Responsible For 50 Shades Of Grey

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#41 “Now That You Got Legs”

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#42 He Started Trying To Look 18 Again By Drinking His Son’s Blood

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#43 Pregnant Hands

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#44 On That Genderbent Andrew Tate Mentality

50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)

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#45 Anyone Hiring?

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#46 Wtf

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#47 Like A Centaur That Got Chopped In Half

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#48 $200 Million Suicide Shawarma

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#49 Eight Clams

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#50 Whole New Meaning To Fence-Sitting…

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