“Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! People can’t see me like this. My own mother won’t recognize me.” Chances are, nearly all of us have felt like this after a horrendous haircut. Whether by the will of a newbie/hungover/angry hairstylist or by your own clumsy hands at home, you’ve ended up massacring your hairdo. And now you can’t leave home out of shame. (Which is kind of alright what with the global pandemic, lockdowns, and all.)
There’s a hilarious subreddit called ‘Just Eff My Crap Up’ (paraphrasing their name a bit; can you guess what their real name is?) that collects the most unfortunate, badly done haircuts on the net. Check out some of the best examples of what not to do to your hair below and remember to upvote the pics that made your hair follicles tingle as you scroll down.
Getting a bad haircut is easy enough. But we wanted to learn what it takes to create a great haircut both at home and by the hands of a capable barber, so we reached out to Giuliano Dore, co-founder of ‘Get Groomed.’ “The main difference between avant-garde and plain bad for a haircut is the focus on details and the whole idea behind the haircut. You would think that haircuts like the bowl cut are never gonna be trendy. Wrong. It’s happening and thanks to extremely talented hairstylists, we see a lot of hipsters rocking a very fashionable bowl. It’s all about pattern, symmetry, and (sometimes) controlled asymmetry. If I see patchy haircuts, holes or broken hairlines, I am gonna assume the worst,” he told Bored Panda. Read on for the full interview.
#1 My Soldier Said I Could Post This As Long As I Get Up Votes.. Well I Dont Wanna Disappoint The Kid
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#2 I Bet It’s Enchanting To Watch Him Talk
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#3 Give Me The Reverse Dad
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#4 My 10th Grade Year Book Picture
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#5 I Don’t Even Have A Joke To Make For These
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#6 How Do I Let Everyone To Know I Have Dreads?
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#7 I Like Any Haircut That Makes An Ear The Central Area Of Focus
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#8 She Blended Them In Well
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#9 Russian Politician Valentina Petrenko
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#10 Just Give Me That Microphone Head
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#11 I’m Struggling To Find The Words To Describe How Awful This Looks
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#12 The Combover To End All Combovers
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#13 A 70 Billion Dollar Haircut
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#14 … And The Absolute Winner Of All Time Is…
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#15 This Dude Is Running For Schoolboard In My Town. Got A Flyer In The Mail With This Pic And Almost Spit My Drink Out
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#16 He Needs To Go Back To Jail
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#17 Tried To Do A Homemade Bowl Cut
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#18 “I Need The Worst Possible Style For My Head Shape.” “I Got You Fam”
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#19 When Your Transformation Is Complete But You Have To Get Downtown
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#20 When Your Company Has A Strict No Beard Policy….but It Doesn’t Say Anything A About A Neckbeard
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#21 This Man Is A Legend
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#22 “You Know What A Ballsa-” “Say No More”
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#23 Give Me That “If Dubstep Were A Haircut” Look
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#24 I Paid $50 For This Haircut
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#25 The Years Have Been Rough For Bart Simpson
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#26 This Picture Made Me Scream What The Hell
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#27 Give Me That Future White Collar Criminal
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#28 The Straw Is The Icing On The Cake
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#29 I Want To Die A Virgin. Say No More
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#30 What Happens When You Actually Speak To The Manager
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#31 I Hate Seeing Kids Getting Forced Into Having Their Hair Cut. He Clearly Doesnt Like This
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#32 Gimme That Straw Basket Look
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#33 When You Ask For A Line But The Barber Gives You An Entire Highway
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#34 Straight Hair + Bike Helmet = Asian Cornrows
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#35 Give Me The “My 5 Year Old Just Learned How To Cut Bangs”
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#36 This Is A Sponsored Ad, Wow What A Fringe
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#37 The Helmet
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#38 Back To 1979 And 1980
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#39 Guess I Have To Screw My Own Hair Up In These Quarantined Times
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#40 A New Species Of Neck Beard
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#41 I Paid 300$ To Get My Curly Hair Managed
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#42 “You Know How Your Pencil Eraser Looks After You Finish The Sat?”
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#43 Saw This On Youtube Rn Haha
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#44 He’s Hungry
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#45 Found This
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#46 “You Seen That Episode With Doofus Rick?”
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#47 So For A Good Week Now My Friend Has Been Asking Me To Cut Her Hair For Her… No Idea Where She Got The Idea That I Wouldn’t Screw This Up. I Finally Went To Do It And This Was The Result. Sad Things, I Really Did Try! I’m Not A Hairdresser! I Feel Awful Though… Hope We’re Still Friends
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#48 Not A Comb-Over, A Comb-Forward? On A Pottery Show In The UK
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#49 Gimme That ‘Thinning Hair In A Rainstorm’ Look
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#50 Omfg My Friend’s Brother Just Got A Fidget Spinner Haircut
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