It’s not known who did this but someone decided to throw a Simpsons-themed dinner party and pretty much nailed it. You might wonder what that means or just how it’s possible but when it comes to emulating the Simpsons it’s not too hard really. The family lives on processed and greasy foods, as well as those that are kind of simple and to the point since if things get too complicated the family just doesn’t eat. So really a Simpsons-themed dinner can be anything, but the most simple and the most down to earth, everyday foods seem to be what are really popular when trying to create something based off of the show. When a stack of processed cheese slices becomes a part of dinner then you know it’s pretty simple
You’ve basically got a fraction of a pig on a bun with enough mayo to choke out two to three people. A smidge is a relative term that could mean anything from a smear to a dollop considering that these are Krusty sandwiches. Anything that clogs your arteries with every bit can be considered something you probably shouldn’t eat without having the number of a cardiologist on speed dial.
If you have kids then it’s a good chance that you’ve opened a bag of Oreo’s to find this waiting. Letting the kids put the groceries in the cart or put them away when they get home is always a risky choice since chances are you’ll end up with a lot of Oreo crumbles and very few actual whole cookies.
It seems like Flanders must not have any taste buds that work when it comes to things like nachos, as these cucumber slices with cottage cheese seem more like something you’d use when you’re going on, or are living on a diet. It might not be such a bad dish if there was just a tiny dusting of spice on top of them, but that might be seen as too risky for Flanders.
Anytime you see the words ‘really ripping’ put together in front of a food product there’s really one thing that people think about and it’s fairly universal among a lot of people. There are those foods that make your body emit a lot of unsavory noises and scents, and this is definitely one of them.
This seems so wrong on so many levels. If you start blowing a bubble and it ends up looking like a pink Ferrero Rocher then you’re either a genius or extremely talented. Bubble gum and nuts just don’t sound like a good combo for chewing or for swallowing, if a person is that unwise to do such a thing.
Thanks to legalities it’s not always possible to say just what the ‘orange drink’ really is. But honestly it could be the stuff that you used to get at McDonald’s that would taste all watery a few minutes after getting it, or the stuff that cafeteria’s used to serve to kids on a regular basis.
Some of these crackers don’t look so happy. It’s possible that Bart might have come by and tried to make the many faces of Marge in cracker form.
It’s almost surprising that the beer cooler isn’t under lock and key or hidden away where only the man of the house can reach it. That seems like it’d be the way Homer would do it.
Otherwise yeah, this is a perfectly themed Simpsons party.
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