146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush

Ok, imagine this: What if you’re trying to impress someone who’s totally into science? Like your latest Tinder match who happens to work in the field, a chemistry class crush, or a date who is as geeky about science as you are? 
In this case, there’s no better way to appear charming and intelligent than with a well-timed science pick-up line to break the ice! But you need to be prepared; you can’t just throw in random words and concepts you’ve heard in class and hope it works!
Bored Panda has you covered, this time with a collection of flirty jokes and pick-up lines related to all things science that will make any science junkie swoon! They cover everything from space to biology, geology, physics, technology, math, and chemistry.
And remember: Just as science is a process of trial and error, you can always try again if the first attempt doesn’t seem to work. And even if it doesn’t end well, you still put all those years of studying chemistry and biology to good use. Best of luck!

#1 Heart racing, literally and figuratively

Blood is red.
Cyanosis is blue.
I get tachycardia
When I think of you.

#2 We’ve Got Infinite Chances

According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together.

Do you want this universe to be one of them?

#3 Magnetized and Not Sorry

You must have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you right now.

#4 You’re Basically My Elemental MVP

To me, you’re hydrogen because you are my number 1.

#5 Time literally stands still here

You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.

#6 Science class but make it fun

Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

#7 Gravity’s just an excuse

Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.

#8 Science Just Got Personal

We have great chemistry, let’s do some biology.

#9 Mutual Vibes, Newton Approved

According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, if I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.

#10 Lowkey Crushing on Chemistry

My favorite element on the periodic table is uranium, because I am in love with U.

#11 Geometry jokes always hit different

You must be a 90-degree angle because to me you look just right.

#12 Low-key glowing, even in the dark

Are you the moon?

Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.

#13 Flame Level: Expert Mode

You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.

#14 Periodic Pickup Line, 10/10

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you look really CU-TE to me.

#15 Move over sugar, you shine brighter

You’re sweeter than fructose.

#16 Wait, you actually wanna do that?

Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?

#17 Chemistry That’s Low-Key Flirty

If I were an enzyme, I’d be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

#18 Fluorescent and Unforgettable

Your body must be made of oxygen and neon, because you are the ONe.

#19 Guess who’s team RNA?

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.

#20 Chemistry That’s Actually Cute

Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide.

#21 Chemistry Pick-Up Lines, 10/10

Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?

‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.

#22 Really feeling that heavenly burn

Does your skin feel burned?

Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

#23 Low-Key Sharp Compliment

Your angles must be less than 90 degrees, because I think that you are so acute.

#24 Chemistry Puns for the Win

I don’t know why, but my instinct is telling me that we argon get together.

#25 Chemistry’s Low-Key Icon

My name?

It’s Bond.
Covalent Bond.

#26 Math skills, but make it personal

I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.

#27 Romance on a cosmic level

My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!

#28 Chemistry Humor? Nailed It

Do you like science?

Because I’ve got my ion you!

#29 Math just got a glow-up

You look sweeter than 3.14.

#30 Science just got flirty

You must be mitochondria, because you are the powerhouse of my heart.

#31 Shining Brighter Than Diamonds

Your refractive index must be more than 2.42, because your beauty shines brighter than any diamond in the world.

#32 This pun’s too solid to ignore

If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.

#33 Math nerds know the way to my heart

Just like the digits of Pi, my love for you has no end.

#34 Chemistry Beats Gravity

Hey baby, I can feel the attraction between you and me, and it is more than our universal gravitation.

#35 Chemistry Pick-Up Line, 10/10

Are you on the periodic table?

Because you are SODIUM fine.

#36 Chemistry That’s Actually Fire

The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.

#37 Chemistry just got personal

If you were an element, you’d be francium, because you’re the most attractive.

#38 Sliding into science like whoa

Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.

#39 Chemistry Has Never Been This Steamy

You’re so hot you denature my proteins.

#40 Did the ground move, or was it you?

Woah, is that an earthquake?

Or did you just rock my world?

#41 Unseen party crashers inside you

Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second…

Mind if I join in?

#42 Can’t Function Without You

If you were anatomy, then I’d be physiology, because they always go together!

#43 Chemistry Called, You’re Adorable

Are you a compound of beryllium and barium?

Because you’re a total Ba-Be.

#44 Melting Hearts, Not Ice

You are hotter than magma.

#45 Chemistry, but make it biology

Let’s be lab partners, I would love to try some experiments with you, especially in the biology department.

#46 Chemistry Pun Level: Expert

You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.

#47 Chemistry That’s Totally Enzymatic

Can I be your enzyme?

Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

#48 Accidental Radiator Energy

You’re like an exothermic reaction.

You spread your hotness everywhere!

#49 Electric chemistry vibes

You are positive and I am negative. We should get together and make a compound.

#50 Chemistry Puns Always Win

Do you want to share some electrons?

Maybe we could have a stable relationship.

#51 Climate Crisis, But Make It Personal

You’re so hot, you must be the cause of global warming.

#52 Chemistry’s definitely in the air

Are you a scientist?

Because I lab you.

#53 Science demands you bring the heat

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

#54 Chemistry That Slaps

Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium?

Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful.

#55 This bed’s low-key a physics lab

Want to test the spring constant of my mattress?

#56 Not Even Science Can Handle This Heat

Even the Kelvin scale could not possibly measure how hot I think you are.

#57 Guess Who’s Staying Late This Month?

Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.

#58 Mission: Explore the Gas Giant Next Door

I would love to go into outer space, so I can go and explore Uranus.

#59 Chemistry Never Looked This Hot

I think that you are hotter than sulfur hydroxide that is mixed with ethyl acetate.

#60 Dating me? Carbon copy vibes.

Are you a carbon sample?

Because I want to date you.

#61 Tag Team Science Vibes

Your lab or my lab?

#62 Physics, but make it cozy

Are you interested in learning the practical applications of the laws of friction and acceleration?

Let’s get a room and I’ll show you.

#63 Lowkey astronaut vibes

Do you live on Mars?

‘Cause you look out of this world.

#64 Science just turned into a love song

When I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration.

‘Cause baby, you take my breath away.

#65 Scientific crush vibes

If I could make my own periodic table, then you would be number one.

#66 Brain’s way of flirting, obviously

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin, because, baby, I want you!

#67 It’s All About the Push, Not the Length

Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

#68 You’re My Molecular Mood Booster

You are the photon to my photosystem.

You excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.

#69 Vibes Measured in Nanometers

Baby, let’s measure the amplitude of our physical wave.

#70 Quantum Chemistry, But Make It Personal

I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

#71 Phase change, phase charm

You must be vaporizing from a solid state.

‘Cause I think you are sublime.

#72 Let’s make this cellular chemistry happen

If my right leg is the cell wall and my left is the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

#73 Instant Chemistry, No Cap

Baby, you must be an alkali metal.

One touch and I can tell you’re highly reactive.

#74 Lowkey the Ultimate Wingman

My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it?
I’ll move closer if you can’t.

#75 Universe’s Only VIP

Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.

#76

From now on, I will call you Avogadro.

This way, I would already know your number.

#77 Are you a walking spotlight or what?

You couldn’t be more stunning even if you were a laser.

#78 Dating you feels prehistoric, and I’m here for it

You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.

#79 Cell division just got flirty

You’re like telophase.

I admire your cleavage.

#80 Science date goals, but make it cute

I’d be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.

#81 Chemistry Class Dropout, Basically

You must be a cell, because my DNA is all in you.

#82 Flammable Friendship Goals

I am a twig… you’re a twig… let’s rub together and make fire.

#83 Tectonic Love, But Make It Steamy

Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot, hot magma.

#84 Biology Pick-Up Lines, But Make It Spicy

Hey, want to put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

#85 Bone-afide crush alert

You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.

#86 Love bug mode: activated

If I was a virus, I would infect you with my love.

#87 Instant Heartbreaker

Baby girl, are you jet fuel?

‘Cause you’re melting me away.

#88 Chemistry Has Never Been This Cute

You are the HCl to my NaOH, let’s make sweet love and make an ocean together.

#89 Math can’t even handle this love

Describing my love for you would be like trying to define dividing a number by zero.

You simply cannot define it.

#90 Electric vibes only

There is so much energy flowing between us, it’s like we are a galvanic cell.

#91 Caught in your own orbit

Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?

#92 Science Dad Jokes: Got Me Moving

Wanna dance?

I can really put your inertia in motion.

#93 When physics doubles as a pickup line

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

#94 Too Hot to Handle, Too Bright to Ignore

Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.

#95 Not exactly the compliment you wanted

Your smile is as infectious as cholera.

#96 Chemistry That’s Too Hot To Handle

I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic.

#97 Genetic Pickup Line Vibes

Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

#98 Guess who’s got chemistry?

I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate.

If I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

#99 Unpopular but Unarguable

You know why men are so much sexier than women?

Because you can’t spell sexy without XY.

#100 Suddenly Obsessed with Cell Drama

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

#101 Brain? Nah, I got this.

I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.

#102 Chemistry That’s Actually Hot

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

#103 Science just got way too relatable

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

#104 This One’s Definitely Explosive

You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than potassium and water.

#105 Gravity’s glow-up game is real

Your clothes look great on you, but they would look even better accelerating toward the floor at 9.8 m/s.

#106 Math That’s Actually a Smooth Move

Why don’t we go to my room and I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?

#107 Cosmic Compliments Only

You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.

#108 Science class got a little less boring

I might be into physics, but I can assure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.

#109 Wait, science is cooler than I thought

Does your body produce energy by turning water into electricity?

Well, damn.

#110 Plot Twist: I’m the Base Now

How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?

#111 Can’t resist a solid pick-up line

You must be Mohs scale, because you make me harder than a diamond.

#112 Current mood: Electrified

Baby, you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.

#113 Careful, I’m a Science Flirt

I am a chemist. Do you want to let me experiment with you?

#114 Let’s Get Our Hands Dirty

Instead of collecting data just by observation, I would like to be able to get a little more hands-on with you.

#115 Chemistry’s way of flirting

I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.

#116 Proof you’re basically precious

Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium.

It looks like you are made of it.

#117 Science just got romantic

You must be the acid to my litmus paper, because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

#118 Science says we’re basically inseparable

We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.

#119 Science Pick-Up Lines? Count Me In.

You must be a magnetic monopole, because all I get from you is attraction.

#120 Found my particle soulmate

Are you the Higgs Boson particle?

Because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.

#121 Born to glow differently

Were you born in an open cluster?

Because you shine like a young star!

#122 Science just made romance complicated

I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun.

With a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

#123 Genetics Just Got Flirty

Baby, you must be a start codon, because you are turning me on.

#124 Charged Up and Low-Key Shocked

We must be galvanic cells, because there’s definitely electricity.

#125 Guess Who’s the Timekeeper Now?

Would you like to do some radiometric dating on this rock that I have for you?

#126 Science class never looked so spark-y

You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.

#127 Breathing Like a Boss

Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

#128 This is how drama starts, apparently

Baby, I’m going to break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer.

#129 Now That’s Some Cell Chemistry

How about you palmitoylate my protein, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.

#130 Brainy pick-up lines hit different

Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

#131 Plot twist: Chemistry’s savage burn

Hey, are you an alpha carbon?

Because you look susceptible to backside attack!

#132 Science got spicy real quick

I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.

#133 Cell-abrate the chemistry

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my Golgi body.

#134 Fueling Chemistry or Just Daydreaming?

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

#135 Biology Pick-Up Lines That Actually Work

Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.

#136 Putting the “mash” in chemistry

Would you like me to grind my pestle into your mortar?

#137 Chemistry Has Never Been So Personal

You must be chlorine, because you are polarizing my bond.

#138 Nice try, but I’m not that generous

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

#139 Nice Try, Earth Blamer

I’ve finally discovered what’s causing global warming.

You!

#140 When Your Crush Literally Rocks the Planet

Hey baby, I was thinking about you and the Earth shook.

#141 Chemistry That Gets Physical

What do you say if we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

#142 Memory Made for Us

If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.

#143 Invitation with a side of nostalgia

Hey babe, want to pilot my Pillar of Autumn?

#144 Wait, you do what now?

Do you want me to fill your orbital?

#145 Radioactive Chemistry Goals

I think that you and I could keep each other in check like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238.

#146 Chemistry Pick-Up Lines: Nailed It

Are you a non-volatile particle?

Because you raise my boiling point.