10 Moments When I Realized My Toddler Owns My Life

When you become a parent, time (in retrospect) seems to go by faster. You’re doing your thing – changing diapers, pushing a stroller around, doing mounds of laundry- and BAM, it hits you…that moment of clarity and sobering reality that your life is not just yours anymore.

Well, I’ve been getting more and more of those moments as my son gets older… and you know what? I wouldn’t trade them for anything.

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#1 He Sleeps Wherever The Hell He Wants, Including On Top Of Me

10 Moments When I Realized My Toddler Owns My Life

#2 He Unknowingly Threatens Me With A Meltdown Of Epic Proportions So He Can Do What He Wants

10 Moments When I Realized My Toddler Owns My Life

#3 He Designs But Doesn’t Build His Own Train Tracks

10 Moments When I Realized My Toddler Owns My Life

#4 That Time We Rode An Escalator One Thousand Times Just Because He Wanted To

10 Moments When I Realized My Toddler Owns My Life

#5 Best Place To Sit

10 Moments When I Realized My Toddler Owns My Life

#6 Planks + Pushups Are Hard With A Toddler On Your Back. He Don’t Give A Sh!t

10 Moments When I Realized My Toddler Owns My Life

#7 His Kitchen, His Pizza. His Way. All Day

10 Moments When I Realized My Toddler Owns My Life

#8 85% Of The Suitcase Space Belongs To Him

10 Moments When I Realized My Toddler Owns My Life

#9 He Likes My Company, Particularly After He’s Done A Massive Poop

10 Moments When I Realized My Toddler Owns My Life

#10 He’s Not Into Shows Like Breaking Bad Or Homeland, So We Just Watch Thomas The Tank Engine Instead. On Repeat

10 Moments When I Realized My Toddler Owns My Life