I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

My baby turned one! I’m always saying my lenses are like my children, so why not capture their milestones with ceremonial photoshoots that are usually reserved for kids of the human variety?

And so, ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present to you birthday portraits and cake smash photos of my one-year-old Canon 50mm 1.8 named Sheena! We decided on a rainbow theme, because I’m obsessed with color!

I think Canon would be proud.

All photos were taken by me!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHEENA!

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

She is silently screaming about how much she loves cake.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

Waiting in anticipation. I had someone light the candle for me in case the house burned down so I wouldn’t have to try to explain that the cause was me having a birthday party for an inanimate object.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

She’s a STAR.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

You can’t tell but she’s actually blowing out the candle right here.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

FACEPLANT

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

Well this is gonna be a pain to clean up…

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

Close up on a half eaten cake because ART.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

I…erm I mean….SHE…enjoyed the cupcake! …So did the ants that are currently taking over my house.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

In case it wasn’t obvious, SHE TURNED ONE!!!

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

When I shout “YAS QUEEN” at photoshoots, I’m really just praising my lens.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

She got two presents this year because I am now “just poor” instead of “extremely poor”.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

I made her a flower headband! Can’t wait for her to try it on!!

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

She didn’t. Moved on to the next one without so much as a “thank-you” *sigh*

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

She hath unwrapped thee hair bows.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

Close up because I’m dang proud of myself for finding these at the craft store.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

She tries THESE on because apparently store bought is better than mom’s DIY…. *rolls eyes*

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

This photo screams “I am a generous human that buys random things for my gear and then wonders why I have no money”.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

We broke out the confetti because I can’t have enough color.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

This was taken right before she threw the tantrum because her crown was crooked by 1/3 of a centimeter.

I Took Cake Smash Photos For My Lens’s First Birthday And The Results Are Hilarious!

My soul has been buried under several pounds of confetti. Worth it.