How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

You’ve probably seen pics created using the amazing phone app called “FaceApp” before. Many of them have been posted here on Bored Panda.

Basically, FaceApp takes a picture of a face–real or artistic. Then you can apply assorted filters such as various smiles, a grin, adding sunglasses, makeup, etc. The app seems to access a vast database of images comparing facial features to make that filter and the result more seamless and realistic. It will even add shadowing to the original or add subtle changes to cheeks, eyebrows, etc. to make a smile look more lifelike.

While it is a ton of fun to use with your friends and family, I find that nothing spruces up a visit to the portrait gallery section of a museum quite like breaking out the ol’ FaceApp app.

As you’ve probably seen the last time you saw portraits from the last several hundred years, not only was shoving your right hand into your vest a trendy thing, so was basically not smiling. I guess when you think about it, most people don’t walk around smiling. You mostly have your resting whatever face going on. This app can change just about any resting face into a smiling one!

Just be prepared for other curious guests to crack up when they see the results AND for museum staff to sometimes not be amused.

It’s still free as far as I know, but I went ahead and paid a bit extra for a few more features. It’s loads of fun!

These were from a recent visit to a fantastic museum in New Orleans called the Ogden Museum of Southern Art (ogdenmuseum.org). I apologize in advance if anyone is offended by me taking artistic digital liberties with the originals. These images are not for commercial use. They are solely for educational and editorial purposes.

Consider this 1930 original Einstein photograph by Doris Ulmann…

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

This is a smile filter. Not bad, huh?

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Compare back & forth with this animated gif.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Side by side showing the “tight smile.”

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

He could be Billy Bob Thornton’s brother, right? This is “Tenant Farmer” 1935 by Marie Atkinson Hull.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Remember the first time you saw Zooey Deschanel without bangs? Is the difference so stark here? Better, worse?

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Smile filter. Not always 100% spot on, but still impressive.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Sunglasses filter. They look painted on and match pretty well!

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Young filter.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Forgot to get the name of this portrait. Let’s see how well it does with that cigarette.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Cool, huh?

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Bangs.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

He was a cowboy before you thought it was cool. The toughest thing is balancing his vintage record player on that saddle without skipping.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

“But I am mad about José. I honestly think I’d give up smoking if he asked me.”

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

John Genin’s c. 1880 “Portrait of Susan Riehter Fatjo.”

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Susan gives us four looks.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

This totally fits.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Smile filter.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Did you notice the shadowing on her cheeks? Amazing!

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Thomas Sully’s 1855 “Portrait of Mrs. James Robb and Her Three Children.” Only one kid shown in this tight crop. The app will ask which face to filter if it detects more than one.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

She’s having a great day!

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Four looks from the lady.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Michael J. Deas 2009 “Thomas Jefferson.” A wonderfully vivid oil on panel with a hint of Robert Redford.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Um, yeah. Sometimes the filters generate some kind of abomination.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Better, but maybe this is why he rarely smiles…?

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Wrote the Declaration. Mic drop.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Tight smile with original on left.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Amans’ ca. 1840 “Charles Urquhart” aka Massive Throat Beard Dude.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

“Why, thanks! My throat is nice and toasty.”

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

“Judge Benjamin Christopher Elliot” by Francois Fleischbein, 1834. Note that this original is off to the side to avoid that glare and he’s looking to the side. FaceApp don’t care!

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Old filter.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Bangs!

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

Clockwise from top left: original, full beard, Heisenberg (yep!), female. If you do that last one on your own pic, prepare to be unsettled.

How To Make A Museum Visit 300% More Fun

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