June is Pride Month, with marches and festivals taking place in many places around the world. While the fight for freedom, acceptance, and protection is far from won in many places, it is still a time of celebration, fun, and outrageous color and glamor, something that the LGBTQ+ community does extremely well!
Something else the community does well is being hysterically funny. In this list compiled by Bored Panda, you’ll see some of our favorite funny and witty pride captions made just for the occasion, and they are sure to have you chuckling along, too, regardless of your sexual orientation.
Scroll down to check them out for yourself below, and don’t forget to upvote your favorite pride captions!
#1 I’m Cool With It
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#2 Trump: The Only Dick I Cannot Handle
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#3 82 Years (And 9 Months) Of Being Gay! But Maybe It’s Just A Phase I’m Going Through
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#4 If You Don’t Like Gay Marriage, Blame Straight People. They’re The Ones Who Keep Having Gay Babies
#5 Even If Being Gay Was A Choice – So What?? People Choose To Be Assholes And They Can Get Married
#6 If God Hates Gays Why Are We So Cute
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#7 Jesus Had 2 Dads. He Turned Out Fine
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#8 Some Christians Are Gay. Get Over It
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#9 If Harry Potter Taught Us Anything, It’s That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet
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#10 Jesus Hung Out With 12 Guys And Prostitute. He Was More Like Me Than Like You
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#11 The Gay Agenda
#12 I’m Not Gay, I Just Like Rainbows
#13 I Was Born Gay, You Were Taught Religion
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#14 If You Don’t Like Gay Marriage, Don’t Get Gay Married
#15 Please Don’t Divorce My Dads
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#16 Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts”, But I Guess We Are Skipping That One
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#17 Being Gay Is Like Glitter It Never Goes Away
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#18 As Jesus Said About Gay People:
#19 Cuz Only Very Fragile Egos Fear Equality
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#20 It’s A Little Weird You Care So Much About My Genitals. Are You Sure You’re Not Gay?
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#21 If I Can’t Marry My Boyfriend Then I’ll Marry Your Daughter!
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#22 I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have The Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us
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#23 Corduroy Skirts Are A Sin
#24 Who Do You Think Designed Your Wedding Dress?
#25 God Blessed Me With A Gay Son
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#26 Guys, I Said I Have Figs
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#27 Being Straight Was My Phase
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#28 Hi Mom Guess What
#29 #1 Threat To America: Gay Mexican Muslim Bears
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#30 Simba Was Raised By 2 Guys And He Turned Out Fine
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#31 You Get A Marriage. You Get A Marriage. Everybody Gets A Marriage
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#32 Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small
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#33 Kim + Kanye Can Name A Child North West And I Can’t Get Married?!
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#34 Evil Gay Agenda: Love, Monogamy, Family, Puppies
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#35 3 Words That Will Save The Economy: Gay Bridal Registry
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#36 The Westboro Baptist Church Should Drink The Kool-Aid Already
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#37 My Mom Is Seeking A Husband For Me, Anyone?
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#38 Don’t Mess With Dumbledore’s Rights
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#39 Gay By Birth, Fabulous By Choice
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#40 Straight? So Is Spaghetti, Until You Heat It Up
#41 If Liza Can Marry Two Gay Man, Why Can’t I Marry One?
#42 If Hillary Was President We’d All Be At Brunch Right Now
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#43 God Said Adam + Eve. So I Did Both
#44 The Safeword Is Covfefe
#45 No Matter Who U Love Make Sure Love Makes U Grow
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#46 Would You Rather I Marry Your Daughter?
#47 Married 4 Years – Longer Than Britney Spears
#48 These Guys Are Wrong (God Loves You)
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#49 You’re Making Ellen Sad
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#50 Please Pay No Attetion To My Loud-Mouthed Boyfriend
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#51 Dogs Loves Fags
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#52 I Liked It, But I Couldn’t Put A Ring On It!
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#53 Somewhere Over The Rainbow July Garland Is Waiting To Slap Your Narrowminded A** Upside The Head
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#54 We Can Be Heroes Just For One Day
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#55 He’s Gay
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#56 Donny’s Got A Sugar Vladdy
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#57 Who Do We Gotta Blow To Release Trump’s Tax Returns
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#58 Happyjust Engaged But Still Outraged
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#59 We Shall Overcomb!
#60 Gay Marriage Will Ruin My Relationship Not Yours!
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#61 Dorothy Left Kansas For A Reason
#62 Nolonger Getting Over It!
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#63 It Aint No Lie Baby I’m Bi Bi Bi
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#64 Don’t Act Like You’re Not Turned On
#65 Dear Pope, Thank You For Allowing Hiv To Spread, Discrimination Against Women, Opposing Gay Marriage And Covering For Pedophiles. Just Kidding, Please Stop
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#66 The Gay Agenda
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#67 I Have A Sign
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#68 Attention Heterosexuals: We Want To Be Miserable, Too
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#69 God Hates Signs
#70 America Can Do Better Than Trump. While We’re At It… Gays Can Do Better Than House Music
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#71 Binaries Are For Computers
#72 God Made Me Queer
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#73 When Are You Gonna Tell Your Parents You Are Straight
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#74 Tuck Frump
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#75 If I Like It Then I Should Be Allowed To Put A Ring On It!
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#76 Harry Potter Thaught Us That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet
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#77 Queer And Unapologetic
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#78 Homo Phobo Can Suck Mu D*ck
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#79 Some Chicks Marry Chicks
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#80 Nooo, Nooo Trump Afuera
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#81 Even I’m Woke!
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#82 Ugh. Where Do I Even Start?
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#83 Forget The Pooch. Where’s The Hooch?
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#84 Techno Against Fanatism
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#85 Cher The Love
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#86 Capitalism Will Kill Us All. Gender Is Fake. Eat Garbage. Be Free
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#87 God Hates Figs
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#88 Gay Icon
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