Ever get that middle-of-the-night brain flash where it just has to remind you of that one cringey thing you did… like tripping in front of your crush, sending a text to the wrong person, or saying something that made everyone stare at you like you were a confused cartoon character? Yeah. We’ve all been there.
Now, this might be awkward for y’all, so don’t feel pressured to share. But for all of you with an “oh, what the hell” kind of vibe, I wanna know: what’s that one embarrassing moment your brain drags out at 3 AM for no reason at all? Share the moments that make you laugh, groan, or facepalm so hard you might wake the neighbors. Let’s see whose brain is the biggest jerk!
P.S. I’ve already thrown in my own cringe(s) to kick things off—now it’s your turn. Don’t hold back!
#1
This was when I was eleven. I was in school, and we were all doing show-and-tell (please don’t judge, lol). I was telling my classmates about my soccer game and how my team tied, which now that I think about it, probably was putting my homies to sleep. But that’s not even the embarrassing part (or the last one, anyway). In the middle of my presentation, without warning, I farted. It was one of those sneaky ones that you never see coming, and even I was shocked. My classmates instantly woke up, and even the teacher had a surprised expression on her face, though she recovered quickly. Everyone stared. I was without a doubt blushing hard. I completely stopped speaking, mid-sentence, and didn’t begin speaking again until about twenty seconds later. To my astonishment, no one laughed, but after that episode, everyone seemed to stay away from me for a few weeks. Funny how I can remember something that happened over two years ago, but not what I ate for dinner last night 🤣
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