Like the time your mom said that eating a pickle before bed would give you nightmares!
#1
the food is ready. like mother- the food is in the oven what do u freaking mean its ready
#2
That we couldn’t get a dog because I was allergic. We couldn’t get a cat because eldest sister was allergic. We couldn’t get a rabbit because 2nd sister was allergic. We couldn’t get a hamster because little sister was allergic. We couldn’t get a snake because mum was allergic and we couldn’t get a goldfish because dad was allergic.
After I moved out mum confessed that she lied because they didn’t want pets and 4 kids to raise, so… fair enough I suppose, but you could have just said that.
#3
Tapioca Fred. Whenever you left your shoes outside tapioca Fred would leave tapioca in your shoes
#4
my mom told that if i don’t brush my teeth for one night the tooth fairy is gonna take all mt teeth -_-
#5
Furries are bad, they can be inappropriate. ( totes does not have a fursuit colection with my parents just shaking their heads )
#6
My mom once told me that grape juice is made by squeezing grapes in between your toes and ruined grape juice for me for, like, 5 years.
#7
That it’s illegal to drive with the indoor car lights on.
#8
That santa is real🤭🌺 sorry kids
#9
I was standing on a grave and I didn’t know it then my mob said the soul was gonna come for me tonight and bite my toenails (I was 5)
#10
I’m going to Chicago tonight for an emergancy work meeting. First of all, my parents never said that their companies in chicago, second, my uncle lives in chicago and all of a sudden the one week he’s not their they leave?
Turns out my grandpa had a stroke and they went to Chicago since they have great hospitals.
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