Hey Pandas, Post Some Stupid Things You Own (Closed)

I own tons of clothes with fake pockets. I HATE IT! Share some stupid things you own.

#1 C-3po Looking Pretty Excited About Dispensing Tape. I’ve Had It On My Desk For Decades, Even Though It Doesn’t Work. I Have To Use Scissors To Cut Off A Piece Of Tape

#2 Game Boy Phone Case. Yes It Works, No I Don’t Regret Getting It

#3 My Skeleton That Rides In The Jeep. The Dog Clearly Hates It

#4 Obviously Everyone Needs A Hellie Cow Cushion

#5 So Many To Choose From!

#6 Our Humidity-Sensitive Weather-Predicting Lady Of Fatima

#7 Urinating Doll: I Found This While Helping My Father Spring Cleaning. I Decided To Keep It. When You Touch The Glass Bubble At The Back, The One In The Front Starts Filling In

#8 This Thing. I Think My Mom Said It Was A Gnome. Yes, It’s Stupid. Yes, I Love And Cherish It And I’ll Protect It With My Life

#9 My Son Painted This Peanut, And It’s So Creepy I Love It

#10 Makes Drinking A Hobby!!??

#11 A Little Sign My Dad Had On His Desk For Years

#12 This Cheetah I Bought Last Weekend For No Other Reason Besides Seeing It Alone In The Target Checkout (With A Tag) And Deciding It Was Coming With Me

#13 A 1930s Policeman Hood Ornament Owned By My Grandad Who Was A Mechanic

#14 I Use Blobby The Blobfish As A Reading Glasses Holder So I Always Know Where To Find Them.

#15 Found This At A Goodwill A While Ago. Went Back A Few Months Later And Decided To Buy It. I Call It The Oreo Chalice

#16 “What’s Your Pleasure Sir”. I Have So Many Weird Things Around My House But This Was The Closest To My Desk, And Yes That Is A Bust Of Duke Nukem Behind It

#17 Falcon 9 Socks Dispenser, With Dragon And Doge On Board!

#18 A Safing Pin From A Minuteman II Intercontinental Ballistic Missle (Icbm). Can’t Say How I Own This.

#19 This Magnificent Otter, And It’s An Egg Cup Too!

#20 Piggy Light!

#21 Power Torch

#22 Chia Rhett & Link. I Can’t Grow Plants So I Painted Them. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

#23 This Picture Of The Time When My Sister Had To Pose As A Piece Of Artwork

#24 A Small Selection Of The 90s I Can’t Get Rid Of

#25 Did Some Painting Outside, And Splatter Happened So I Kept And Preserved These That Leaves.

#26 These Light Shades That My Parents Bought In 1976 When I Was A Year Old. I Love Them Because They Travelled Everywhere We Went And I Don’t Remember My Life Without Them. That, And They Are So 1970s. They Really Capture The Zeitgeist Of The Time.

#27 Random Stranger Handed This To Me

#28 It’s Me I Am The Dumbest Thing I Own