What do you think when you hear words like Miso, Emperor, or Kale? Well, I guess we’re all thinking the same. But what if I tell you this is how parents name their kids? And celebrities are notorious for that—just think of X Æ A-12, the baby of Elon Musk and Grimes, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple, and Suri, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s daughter. And it gets even weirder than that.
So today, we’re diving into a notorious collection of the weirdest, most unfortunate, funny names people have heard. It will make us question the role names have in our lives, and make us wonder if they should maybe be taken a little more seriously.
After all, the world is already cruel enough, and if there’s a name tag “Ana L.” on a guest card, it may as well be given a chance to show its nasty side. So, hey parents, yes, we’re looking at you, please tell us, what on earth were you thinking on that day?
#1 To Briefly Return To A Previous Theme Of “Great Names”.if You Need A Vasectomy In The Austin Texas Area – Dr Dick Chopp Is Your Guy
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#2 Now That’s A Great Name For A Neuroscientist
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#3 These Were The Names Of My Dad’s Teachers In Pre-School
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#4 Beezow
#5 The Big Question Of The Commonwealth Games
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#6 Harry Baals For Mayor
#7 Saw This Last Name On The News Today
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#8 A Republican Candidates Unfortunate Name
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#9 “Hey Guy, What’s Your Name?”
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#10 Perfect Name For A Lawyer
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#11 Omg
#12 Honestly, I’m Not Surprised To See Someone With A Name Like This In Small Claims Court
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#13 Judge Willie Stroker
#14 Unfortunate Name
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#15 Rich Will Wanket
#16 And The Award For The Worst Name Goes To
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#17 I Met This Guy Ar Burger King, A Asked If I Could Take A Picture. It Was His Real Name!
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#18 Sackrider
#19 Surely A Form Of Child Abuse?
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#20 That’s An Even Better Name You Have There
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#21 Gay Saylor
#22 Boss Last Name
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#23 Tokyo Sexwale, The Best Name In The Universe?
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#24 Great Name For A Marijuana Researcher
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#25 Lucious Pusey
#26 When You Think Criminal Names Aren’t Obvious Enough
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#27 Dr. Grossweiner
#28 Dat Ho
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#29 Judy Graham Swallows
#30 Unfortunate Name Tag I Found At Work
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#31 Ballitch
#32 Tiny Kox
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#33 New Post Go Ad-Free Saw A Guy Jerking It On TV
#34 I Have An Unfortunate Last Name. Sometimes I Get Targeted Advertisements, That Can Go Horribly Wrong
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#35 What An Interesting Name…
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#36 I See Your Most Unfortunate High School Teacher Name, And Raise You A Most Unfortunate Elementary School Teacher Name
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#37 Fagley Dork
#38 B. J. Day
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#39 Ok Suk Whang
#40 Worst Name Ever
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