Ladies, let’s be real with one another. Whether you’re walking down the street, dancing at a bar, or browsing online, creepy people somehow always feel the need to bring their unwanted sexual innuendos into your day. Ignoring the creeps and walking away is one option. Burning them so bad with the best comebacks that they run off crying to tell their mom is another.
With this list, we’re giving you an entire arsenal of firepower to whip out the next time that guy you went on one date with suddenly asks for a sexting session. Or that guy you’ve been ‘sort of’ texting gets a little sexual predator-y vibe with his emojis. Or that guy you literally just said ‘hi’ to wants to know what you would do if you were with him right now. These losers aren’t very original, are they?
Scroll down to see the comebacks of the century, and don’t forget to vote for the ones that you’ll be mentally noting for future use if an unexpected sexting message reaches you.
#1 You Get What You Ask For
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#2 Why Would I Do That
#3 Have A Good Day
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#4 Where Do You Want It?
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#5 Thanks, But No
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#6 Plot Interpretations
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#7 Here Are Your Nudes
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#8 Complain
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#9 Hi, Trumpet
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#10 Practical Comeback
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#11 Literally
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#12 Lame Pickup Lines
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#13 Don’t Flatter Yourself
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#14 Just Found It
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#15 The Moon
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#16 Funny Comebacks
#17 Revealing Enough?
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#18 Did You Fall From Heaven?
#19 Just No
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#20 Bamboozled
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#21 Fav Position
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#22 I Told You It’s Dark
#23 Ok Cool
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#24 Do You Know What It Is?
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#25 Why Are We In The Kitchen
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#26 Sea Of D*cks
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#27 Burn
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#28 Funny Comebacks
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#29 A Good Looking Couple
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#30 A Proper Answer
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#31 Amnesia
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#32 Pythagoras’s Theorem
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#33 You’ve Deflated My Ego
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#34 I Bet
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#35 Getting My Sleep
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#36 Duck!
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#37 Savage Comebacks
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#38 Nope, Thanks
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#39 Important Things
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#40 Stick To Your Mum
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#41 Taking Souls
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#42 Savage Comeback
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#43 You’re*
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#44 Proper Grammar
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#45 Lacks Dolphins
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#46 Nice Observation
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#47 Enough Said
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#48 Favorite Jokes
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#49 Mated To Zaltxabar
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#50 How Many Bones?
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#51 Funny Women Comebacks
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#52 Thoughts On Cannibalism
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#53 Funny Women Comebacks
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#54 Funny Women Comebacks
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#55 Funny Women Comebacks
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#56 Funny Women Comebacks
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#57 Funny Women Comebacks
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#58 Funny Women Comebacks
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#59 Funny Women Comebacks
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#60 Funny Women Comebacks
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#61 Funny Women Comebacks
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#62 Funny Women Comebacks
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#63 Funny Women Comebacks
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#64 Funny Women Comebacks
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#65 Funny Women Comebacks
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#66 Funny Women Comebacks
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#67 Funny Women Comebacks
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#68 Funny Women Comebacks
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#69 Funny Women Comebacks
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#70 Funny Women Comebacks
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#71 Funny Women Comebacks
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#72 Funny Women Comebacks
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#73 Funny Women Comebacks
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#74 Funny Women Comebacks
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#75 Funny Women Comebacks
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#76 Funny Women Comebacks
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#77 Funny Women Comebacks
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#78 Funny Women Comebacks
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#79 Funny Women Comebacks
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#80 Funny Women Comebacks
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#81 Funny Women Comebacks
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#82 Funny Women Comebacks
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#83 Funny Women Comebacks
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#84 Funny Women Comebacks
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#85 Funny Women Comebacks
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#86 Funny Women Comebacks
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#88 Funny Women Comebacks
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#89 Funny Women Comebacks
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#90 Funny Women Comebacks
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#91 Funny Women Comebacks
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#92 Funny Women Comebacks
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#93 Funny Women Comebacks
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#94 Funny Women Comebacks
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#95 Funny Women Comebacks
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#96 Funny Women Comebacks
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#97 Funny Women Comebacks
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#98 Funny Women Comebacks
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#99 Funny Women Comebacks
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#100 Funny Women Comebacks
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#101 Funny Women Comebacks
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#102 Funny Women Comebacks
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#103 Funny Women Comebacks
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#104 Funny Women Comebacks
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#105 Funny Women Comebacks
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#108 Funny Women Comebacks
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#109 Funny Women Comebacks
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#110 Funny Women Comebacks
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#111 Funny Women Comebacks
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#116 Funny Women Comebacks
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#117 Funny Women Comebacks
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#118 Funny Women Comebacks
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#119 Funny Women Comebacks
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#120 Funny Women Comebacks
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#121 Funny Women Comebacks
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#122 Funny Women Comebacks
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#123 Funny Women Comebacks
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#124 Funny Women Comebacks
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#125 Funny Women Comebacks
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#126 Funny Women Comebacks
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#127 Funny Women Comebacks
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#128 Funny Women Comebacks
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#129 Funny Women Comebacks
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#130 Funny Women Comebacks
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#131 Funny Women Comebacks
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#132 Funny Women Comebacks
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#133 Funny Women Comebacks
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#134 Funny Women Comebacks
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#135 Funny Women Comebacks
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#136 Funny Women Comebacks
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#137 Funny Women Comebacks
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#138 Funny Women Comebacks
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#139 Funny Women Comebacks
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#140 Funny Women Comebacks
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#141 Funny Women Comebacks
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#142 Funny Women Comebacks
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#143 Funny Women Comebacks
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#144 Funny Women Comebacks
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#145 Funny Women Comebacks
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#146 Funny Women Comebacks
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#147 Funny Women Comebacks
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#148 Funny Women Comebacks
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#149 Funny Women Comebacks
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#150 Funny Women Comebacks
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