Church signs are a staple of small-community life. They’re one of the first things you see when you drive through a cute town center and often give you an idea of what kind of neighborhood you’ve just entered.
But most of the time, they’re more than a way for religious institutions to reach out to people, share the gospel, and resonate with their town’s sense of community. These roadside signs can be a valuable and unexpected source of… entertainment. You know what we’re talking about. Those short, extra clever, and sometimes quite ambiguous church sign sayings you can’t help but look at, hoping to find a rib-tickling pun or joke.
After all, you know what they say: if you’ve got it, flaunt it. And if your church has also got a funny bone, consider yourself lucky — making people laugh is an art form.
Now, thanks to the internet’s insatiable appetite for all things strange and humorous, we can look at some of the most hilarious church signs from around the country! Can you imagine the days before the internet when you couldn’t just search for clever church sign ideas for your church’s outdoor panel? Crazy how they could come up with them with no help.
These funny church signs will have you cracking up, whether it’s a clever play on words or a pun-tastic double meaning. Only one thing is sure — these people knew exactly what they were doing!
#1 Don’t Hold Guns
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#2 Love Thy Neighbor
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#3 Sign In Front Of Oregon Church
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#4 Worship A Man
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#5 An Incontrovertible Truth On My Church’s Sign Today
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#6 Christian Oxymoron
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#7 Pick One
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#8 Refugee Jesus
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#9 Two Dads
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#10 Terms & Conditions
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#11 Let God Sort ‘Em Out
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#12 Church Sign Of The Week With Traffic Report
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#13 Advice From God
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#14 The Best Version Of Yourself
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#15 Noah And Mosquitoes
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#16 Damn You Obama
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#17 Details Inside
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#18 Yolo
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#19 This Church That Doesn’t Want To Lie To Your Friends And Family At Your Funeral
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#20 Christian Puns
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#21 Fruit vs. Nuts
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#22 This Too Shall Pass
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#23 Life Goals
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#24 This Church Needs You To Stop Praying For More Snow
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#25 The Preferences Of God
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#26 Fear Not!
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#27 It’s Hot In Hell
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#28 This Sign That Understands Who Holds All The Power In The Pew
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#29 This Sign That Is Trying To Make Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass” A Bit Holier
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#30 Dad Joke Marquee
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#31 This Sign That Promises God Loves You More Than Kanye Loves Kanye
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#32 Go Canucks!
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#33 No Parking
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#34 The Irony Is Lost On This Church
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#35 This Sign Knows You’re Spending Time At Church Instead Of The Gym, But Don’t Fear Because You’ll Have A “Smoking Hot Body” When You’re Dead!
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#36 This Church Sign That Wants To Know How Often You Come
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#37 This Church That Embraced “Christian Girl Autumn” With A Pumpkin Spice Communion Joke
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#38 This Church Has Straight Up Given Up On Their Sign
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#39 This Sign That Simply Cannot Be Real
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#40 Hipster Jesus
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