Unicorns are sacred animals. I’ve seen the movies Legend and The Last Unicorn so I know what I’m talking about. You mess with a Unicorn and you’re messing with the balance of the universe. So when anything in the world comes up involving a Unicorn I try to take notice. Why am I bringing this up? Because Starbucks is getting in on people’s love for Unicorns and I think it might be kind of gross. They’re making a Unicorn Frappucino. What’s in it? According to Eater, it should be unveiled on Wednesday. Mike Fahey at Kotaku drank one on Sunday and gives us a report.
It’s a cup full of coloring, sour and evil intent. I missed the mango initially due to the color and the somewhat apple-y sour tricking my taste buds into thinking I was drinking something else. Once the sour (mostly) faded, the Unicorn Frappuccino mainly made me wish I’d gotten a straight up mango one instead.
Yup, seems pretty vile to me. I think I’ll pass. Also, Starbucks, you’re on notice. You don’t mess with Unicorns like that. Something’s coming back to haunt you, and soon. I promise.
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