Insider information is a great thing, especially in today’s world. From insiders, we learn everything we need and don’t need to know. From Charlie D’Amelio’s personal breaking news to stock tickers, from the Lakers locker room to the White House.
In addition to established insiders who have made gossip their job and main source of income, there are also other types of insiders. These are just people who not only do their job, they are well versed in it – but at the same time, they know something about it that an ordinary person could hardly guess.
And, to be honest, we would hardly have thought of it, if not for this thread in the AskReddit community, whose topic starter asked both a simple and non-standard question: “What are the facts about your job that general public has no idea about?” To date, the thread has over 11.6K upvotes and almost 8.5K comments, where people willingly reveal all the light and dark sides of their work.
Bored Panda collected for you the most interesting, surprising and unusual revelations from representatives of various professions. Some, perhaps, you already knew well, and some will probably shock you. Either way, feel free to scroll to the very end of the post not to miss something really interesting. And now, a little inside info from our work – more than anything in this life, we love your upvotes and comments!
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#1 Never Assume The Other Driver Sees You
That as a trucker, that space I left in front of me is so I don’t kill anybody, NOT your personal invitation to jump in front of my bumper because you forgot your exit or whatever reason. So many want to get in front of us and slow down and park in front my bumper.
YSK: Don’t believe the billboards those ambulance chasing lawyers put up about big truck accidents mean big bucks. Only survivors get money, most likely not you. If you do survive, more than likely your quality of life is going to be miserable.
Also YSK: these trucks can weigh up to 80,000 pounds, 34,000 pounds empty and around 20,000 pounds without the trailer. How does that compare to your SUV or even your lifted pickup. Do us all a favor and give us some space, leave us room so that you can live and go home to your family
One final thought, NEVER assume the other driver sees you.
Wow! Thanks for all the upvotes. Glad you found it helpful.
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#2 In Fact, Most Public Defenders Have Done Many More Trials Than Privates
Public defender.
I don’t do this because it’s the only job I could get. I do it because I’m passionately invested in making sure poor people have access to the courts and because without us, there would be absolutely nothing between them and the awesome power of the government. The vast majority of us are there for the same reason.
The perception that we’re not as good as private attorneys is just wrong. In fact, most PDs have done many more trials than privates because we have many more clients. The difference is that we can’t pick and choose our clients as private attorneys can. We have to work with what we get so our win/loss ratio isn’t as impressive as theirs. Ask a private defense attorney what they think of public defenders- most will tell you that some of the best attorneys they’ve known are PDs.
While we can’t take the time to hold your hand and take every one of your calls, we actually do care about you and your case. I work nights. I work weekends. In fact, every weekend I’m at the jail, seeing my guys, because I don’t have time during the week.
We are excellent attorneys who chose public service.
Image source: madcats323, Surrey County Council News
#3 About 80% Of All Computer Problems Are Solved By Rebooting
I work in IT support.
Legit about 80% of all problems are solved by rebooting the computer/terminal/phone.
If not, 20 percent is pure detective work.
#4 People In Hospitals Get Seen By Severity, Not The Order They Came In The Door
ER Nurse.
People get seen by severity, not the order they came in the door… Also, just because you came in by ambulance doesn’t mean you immediately bypass the waiting room.
Image source: Stoopiddogface, Vladimir Morozov
#5 When You Call 911, Please Say Your Address Before Anything Else
When you call 911, please say your address before anything else. It doesn’t matter if someone is actively dying, say your address first. (I’m from a rural area so this might just be a problem where I’m from) but if you’re calling on a cell phone sometimes it can ping in a completely different spot then you are. If you call and don’t say where you are and we get disconnected, I might not have any clue where to send rescue/police/fire and therefore I cannot help you. Say your address (if you don’t know then please give like a cross street or notable location) first, then preferably your name, THEN tell me what’s going on.
A lot of people assume that we automatically have a precise location where they’re at, and the systems can be pretty accurate but you can’t always rely on them. If you say the address and we get disconnected I can at least send someone to the area to figure out what needs to be done.
(Source: I am a 911 dispatcher and I have so many people scream at me for not automatically knowing their location)
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#6 80% Of Cooks Are Alcoholics Or Addicts
Chef here.
80% of us are alcoholics or addicts
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#7 The Bags Of Cement Are Not Filled By A Robot
The bags of cement are not filled by a robot. A person handles every bag. I can fill 2500 bags in an
8 hour shift.
Image source: DasPuggy, Mark Wilkie
#8 Security Guards Are Here Just To Observe And Report, Not To Protect
Ex-security guard here.
We’re not there to protect you. We’re there to observe and report. Don’t assume that just because whatever building you’re working in has security that you’re safe. Especially if security is of the unarmed variety.
Image source: dragon_book_hoarder, NASA Goddard Space Flight Center
#9 Nannies Are Usually Annoyed Not So Much By Children As By Their Parents
I’m a nanny and most people think the kids are what bothers me the most or what would lead me to quit. It’s never the kids, always the f****d up parents. People with too much money who don’t intend on raising their own kids are far too prevalent.
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#10 There Are Often Multiple Managers For Every Worker
Bridge carpenter.
When you drive by 6 people standing around one guy working, the group is usually comprised of inspectors, superintendents, subs, engineers, and foremen all standing around a laborer to talk. You can differentiate by the hardhats and how clean they are.
If you want to get upset at someone for your commute being slowed, don’t pick the dirty guys.
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#11 The Ashes Of The Dead In The Crematorium Are Still Partially Mixed
I was a licensed Cremationist for 8 years. Regardless how hard we tried, that wasn’t just grandma or grandpa in the urn….
Image source: X_5456, Stephanie Young Merzel
#12 The Reason You Love Food Is Salt And Butter
Chef here. The reason you love our food is salt and butter… and a lot of it.
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#13 If The Government Shuts Down, Even If Only For A Few Hours, It Wastes Millions Tax Dollars
I have worked for the US federal government.
Every time Congress waits until the 11th hour to pass a budget or a continuing resolution (a temporary “budget”), the government spends an unknown amount of money, probably millions of dollars, preparing for a government shutdown, whether the shutdown happens or not. If the government actually shuts down, even if only for a few hours, it wastes millions more tax dollars. Taxpayers get no benefit from these expenditures, and the money is simply wasted.
When Congress holds the budget hostage, they’re not actually hurting political rivals. They’re punishing taxpayers and anyone who relies on government services directly or indirectly for anything.
Edit: One more thought:
If your Representative or Senator engages in this, **vote them out at the next election**, because they’re burning your tax dollars to deceive you into supporting their careers. You get nothing, your tax dollars are thrown in the trash, and a bunch of stupid rubes get duped into voting to keep a do-nothing politician in office, earning six figures.
Image source: Harry-le-Roy, Noel Reynolds
#14 Massage Therapists Don’t Care If You Shaved
I’m a massage therapist. I don’t care if you didn’t shave. But please wash your feet.
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#15 Pills Production Is Highly Regulated And Monitored At Every Stage
I work at a large biotech/pharmaceutical manufacturing company. The medication you take or buy from your local pharmacy are so insanely and meticulously regulated & inspected at every step of the journey – from petri dish to pharmacy shelf, that you could take a pill from a bottle and it can be traced back to the exact room it was made in, the exact equipment that was used, who was responsible for each step, and the time it was made down to the very second. Seriously, there is no misteps when it comes to GxP.
Image source: StaircaseRailing, Rum Bucolic Ape
#16 A Majority Of Food Waste/Waste In General Are From Customers
Retail worker so this may not be surprising
A majority of food waste/waste in general are from customers. Yes, leaving that cold f*****g food at the other side of the store because you decided you didn’t want/need it and were too lazy to put it back correctly, that s**t adds up and is a majority of what we throw out. Cannot tell you how much good food went to waste for no good reason, just because people were too lazy to put it back
But, at least we donate our meat to animal shelters.
Image source: Oopsiedoopsieuwu, U.S. Department of Agriculture
#17 A Lot Of Good Things Are Simply Thrown Away Instead Of Being Given To Charity
I currently work the line at a recycling facility.
Y’all m***********s throw a lot of s**t away when it could have been given to a charity.
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#18 According To Statistics, Construction Is A Much More Dangerous Job Than The Police
As someone in construction, statistically speaking, I have a bigger chance of [passing] on the job than police officers do in their line of work. It was even more dangerous when I did scaffolding at an oil refinery.
I think people abstractly know construction is dangerous, but sometimes you have to put it in perspective for them.
Image source: I_DRINK_ANARCHY, Mussi Katz
#19 Everyone Is Allowed To Make Poor Choices And Suffer The Consequences
I work with the developmentally disabled. While we are allowed to encourage our clients to make good choices and try to talk them out of making bad ones, we are not allowed to stop them from doing what they want. They are people first, and everyone is allowed to make poor choices and suffer the consequences. The United States government calls it “The Right to Consequences.”
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#20 Part Of The Reason Doctors’ Appointments Are So Quick Is The Amount Of Documenting
Healthcare worker – part of the reason your doctors appointments are so quick is the amount of documenting we have to do so we get paid. We can be the most brilliant clinician and save your damn life but if we don’t write a note that’s complete enough or have the right elements, your insurance company will pay less. We get nothing for being smart, correct or compassionate….only what we can “document” and takes time away from you.
Image source: drRATM, Yun Huang Yong
#21 Many Systems Are Raggedy Messes Of Bare-Bones Functionality
Working for giant companies, it’s comical how many systems are raggedy messes of bare-bones functionality. All available money gets thrown at certain projects, leaving everything else to work on complete shoe-strings.
Image source: DontWorryImADr, aaltonen
#22 Any Golf Lawn Grass You See On Camera Has Been Sprayed Green
I’m the spray tech at a golf course. We use green dye on our putting greens.
The grass at Augusta national is sprayed green as well; “any grass you see on camera has been sprayed green”
Image source: camefromxbox, Brad Bailosky
#23 If You Fall Overboard, Don’t Try To Swim – Just Stay On The Surface And Conserve Energy
If you ever fall off a ship/ferry at sea and were lucky enough to be spotted – don’t try to swim your way to safety. The more you try to swim, the lesser the chances of survival. Just try to keep afloat and conserve energy (and body heat) while the rescue team does what they’re supposed to. Unless you are in hypothermic waters, the best bet always is to stay afloat without trying to swim to ‘somewhere’. This information about falling overboard, hypothermia and conditions, survival at sea etc are based on my own experience of many years sailing on [mega container ships]
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#24 In Newswriting, If We Like You We Don’t Quote You Exactly
In newswriting, if we like you we don’t quote you exactly. If we don’t like you, best believe you’re getting a ‘sic’.
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#25 Government Departments Are Really Massive Bureaucracies
Government worker here. You know how you all have the opinion that government departments are massive bureaucracies that take forever to get anything done efficiently, if at all?
It’s true. And we hate that, too. It can take me 2 months to get an answer that would normally take 1 day in the private sector.
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#26 The Pharmaceutical Industry Is A Lot Of Paperwork
I’m in pharma. So. Much. Paperwork.
Also we use a lot of single-use stuff, so the pharma industry’s probably responsible for a not-insignificant amount of the world’s plastic waste.
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#27 The Job Of A Structural Engineer Has Too Many Unknown Variables
Structural Engineer
We take materials we do not entirely understand, form them into shapes we cannot precisely analyze to resist forces we cannot truly assess in such a way that the public at large has no idea of the extent of our ignorance!
Image source: metzeng, Jeremy Levine
#28 Crisis Hotline Sometimes Get Really Disturbing Prank Calls
Crisis hotline. Sometimes we get really disturbing prank calls. I always encourage people to call back if they are ever in crisis. A lot of times, they (the prank callers) do.
Image source: fieldsofjade, James Petts
#29 Unless You’re Flying On Delta, Your Flight Attendants Aren’t Getting Paid During Boarding And Deplaning
US based flight attendant here. Unless you’re flying on Delta, your flight attendants aren’t getting paid during boarding and deplaning. We’re just as annoyed as the next person that the flight is delayed because of a mechanical issue, weather, etc. If the boarding door is closed we (usually) don’t mind though.
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#30 Radioactive Contamination Can Often Just Be Cleaned With Windex Or Even Water
Radioactive contamination can often just be cleaned with Windex or even water
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