Online dating is like navigating a minefield without a metal detector. Sure, it’s possible to beat it. But the chances of you making it to the other side in one piece are slim.
To illustrate just how chaotic this journey can be, we at Bored Panda decided to take a deep dive into the subreddit r/Bumble.
As you probably can guess, its members share content that comes from the app of the same name. Good and bad. Some hit it off with a complete stranger in just a few messages while others click ‘Unmatch’ even faster.
Continue scrolling to check out some of the most surprising posts we found on the subreddit!
#1 Smooth
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#2 Google? No, Bing
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#3 Funniest Thing I Read Today
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#4 A Legend Was Born
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#5 That’s How Ya Do It Folks
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#6 I Have Never Used A Dating App Nor Have I Ever Dated Anyone. Am I Doing This Right
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#7 Had A Good Date And Got This Lovely Message From Him After – Two Months Later He Still Sends Messages Like This After Dates
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#8 Guess I’m Not Spontaneous Enough Lol
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#9 This Is The Nicest Thing Anyone’s Ever Said To Me
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#10 Think I Scared Her Off?
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#11 Fastest Relationship To Date
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#12 This Belongs Here Too
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#13 I’m Just Being Honest
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#14 May Have Saved A Life Today
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#15 2020 Date Ideas Are Getting Out Of Hand
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#16 She Still Hasn’t Responded
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#17 I Think I’ve Peaked
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#18 Hope For The Best, Plan For The Worst
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#19 He Unmatched
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#20 Bumble Community, I Need Your Help!
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#21 I Don’t Think I’m Being Unreasonable Here, What Do You Guys Think?
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#22 Thoughtful Exit, Can’t Even Be Mad
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#23 It Is Nice When They Come Straight Out And Tell Out And Tell You They Are Crazy In The Opening Message
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#24 “Too Much?”
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#25 It Did Make Me Laugh. So Shout Out To Kena
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#26 Maybe This One Was A Little Too Much
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#27 I’m 5’4″ Dude And I Put That In My Profile. Short Dudes You Still Got A Chance
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#28 Well All I Can Say Is I Tried My Best
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#29 The Best Irony Is That He Is Thirty
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#30 This Isn’t Even A Roast She Straight Up Assaulted Me
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#31 Whoops
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#32 I’m Sure That’s What He Meant
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#33 May You Have Much Fortune In The Future
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#34 I Was Immediately Unmatched. Shame, She Seemed Fun
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#35 Welp
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#36 He Unmatched Me But It Was Worth It
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#37 The Perfect Person Doesn’t Exi–
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#38 Ironic
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#39 Got Unmatched
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#40 Tried Using A Fun Conversation Starter
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