Russian manager Alexander Kravets takes a cost efficient approach but pushes it an extra notch to recreate some scenes from Hollywood movies we all know and love. You’re either going to laugh or grimace at these images but something tells me that you’ll get a chuckle out of a few of them. At the very least you might crack a smile since he does some pretty interesting stuff.
X-Men
So do you press the end of the hot dog and watch as the condiments go flying out? Not sure how deadly it is but it could be used as a distraction.
Teletubbies
I’m not sure how it was possible but he looks even creepier than the Teletubby. How in the world did he manage that?
Mission Impossible
I’m pretty sure that Ethan Hunt did more than leap into the air for a quick picture, but points for trying at least. Please tell me that’s not what I think it is at the front of his pants.
Hellraiser
I get the feeling he’d look almost like a meth addict after taking the mask off, at least for as long as it would take for the temporary divots caused by the pin heads to wear off. And honestly, he does not look comfortable in this thing.
If he would have used a cat I think it would have been a little more accurate. After all dogs would probably lick you to death from the inside before busting out of your chest.
Tremors
If you’ve got a problem with big, hairy-chinned monsters beneath the ground then you might need to call Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward.
Maleficent
I hate to tell you guy but you look more like the malevolent ant queen than a powerful sorceress. You might get a participation award for this one.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Well let’s see, I think you’re missing half of your gun and I’m not certain but the filter on your mask might be a little clogged. Plus, what’s your vision like when using fruit goggles?
The Fifth Element
It’s like really bad pornography gone even worse and given a star that’s ten times as bad as the average adult actor.
Red
I hate to say it but the mannequin might have the stronger personality in this pic. Or maybe that’s just the tape cutting off the blood flow to his face that makes him look that way.
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I honestly don’t know what this clip is from but it’s probably one of the most accurate thus far.
Nightmare on Elm Street
It’s Freddy’s little known brother, Cheesy. At least this guy’s a bit more useful than Freddy, his claws are diversified.
John Wick
I think I’d rather have a bunch of brews aimed at my head than guns any day. Death by drinking might actually be a little more pleasant.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
At least when he gets hungry he can rip one of his ‘tentacles’ off and chow down.
The Fifth Element
There’s just so much I could say here but I’ll keep it clean.
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Ah if only wounds would become Skittles as they heal. Wait, that might be a little gross.
Despite my sarcasm the guy did a bang-up job of working on a budget and still getting the looks down.
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