Sherlock Holmes, brilliantly portrayed by Benedict Cumberbatch, says in the very first episode of the Sherlock TV series: “You think. It’s annoying.” Well, the great detective had his quirks, which, ultimately, only his closest friend could actually tolerate – but in real life, friendships and relationships sometimes end for truly childish reasons.
So, let me ask you – are you ready for today’s collection of the weirdest, funniest, and sometimes truly eye-opening reasons why women actually cut off men? Even if you’re not, you’re welcome anyway – it’s really interesting, just believe me!
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#1
he told me if i wore makeup around him again he was gonna put water on my face and i blocked him
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#2
He spent over 1k on roblox but couldn’t buy me flowers
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#3
Complaining about how much he spent on dates I didn’t even ask for…
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#4
He peed in the garden instead of going to the toilet
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#5
He called me “big money” because I paid for ice cream
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#6
He asked me to go to the movies. I bought the tickets on my phone. They were $28 but he only sent me $20. My ex would’ve sent me $100
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#7
He told me he didn’t like my hair, I didn’t ask for his opinion
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#8
He uses filters with lashes on Snapchat😭
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#9
I told him not to call me after 10pm. He called me at 9:56. I answered and hung up on him at 10pm and blocked him
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#10
He told me he’s a rapper at 41 😃
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#11
Kept saying lol in every text like literally every sentence was like “hi lol” or I’m “driving lol “ “I’m having Burger King lol” I’m like BYEEEE “lol” 😂
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#12
He was laughing at my mothers wig 😭
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#13
He said “damn u got your ownn apartment ok big money” blocked him immediately
#14
I told him I made avocado toast, he asked me what’s an avocado 😭😭
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#15
he had a weird hatred for beyoncé like he constantly brought it up
#16
He kept leaving my toilet seat up, even after I asked him to put it back down
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#17
Told me he was the head chef at his restaurant.. Buffalo Wild Wings was the restaurant
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#18
“Come pick me up” … *blocked*
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#19
300 follower , 2k following
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#20
He didn’t dress up for the first date and called me bougie for wanting him to open my doors
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#21
he woke up at 6am and ate noodles with a can soda. it was just too much for me
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#22
I don’t know if it’s childish but he laughed at a Bible verse I posted, like ??
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#23
he makes edits of himself 💔💔
#24
He didn’t drink water. If you don’t care about yourself you’ll never truly care for me.. 😭😭
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#25
I hated his cologne. I blocked him on everything and forgot one place. He asked me if I blocked him so I blocked him there too 💀
#26
he asked me “how’s my day so far?” at 8am
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#27
Woke one morning and looked at him and said nah I can do better 🤷🏽♀️
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#28
He was breathing
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#29
He used “am” instead of “I’m”
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#30
if their last name is ugly or weird. i do not want that for my future self.
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#31
He bought ring light for TikTok 😪
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#32
he ate two hashbrown patties without offering me one.
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#33
He wore cartoon shirts like hey Arnold shirts
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#34
He didn’t wanna cut grass. HIS OWN GRASS. He was gone pay somebody to do it. Baby, I’m from the country, that’s an automatic no no.
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#35
he has an IG highlight named “face card”
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