Banning Candy Crush Invites is a Protest We Should Get Behind

Ever since Donald Trump announced that he would be running for President the word “protest” rose in popularity.   However, ever since he’s actually taken office the amount of actual real life protests taking place in the United States has risen faster than the speed of light.  At this point many protests aren’t even being aired on television anymore, but you can bet that literally every single day that Trump has been in the White House, there’s been a protest somewhere in America.

But today I wanted to focus on this one brave gentleman who has been protesting something I believe we can all get behind.  Let’s put aside our political differences.   Let’s join together and start forming a coalition to completely ban all Candy Crush Saga invites on Facebook.   If we all got a dime for every Candy Crush Saga invite we’ve all received there would be no money left in this country.

What I’m curious about is who is actually playing Candy Crush Saga at this point?  I mean I guess if you were sucked in initially you’re probably still addicted to it but if you’ve never played and have received a billion invites, wouldn’t this game annoy the hell out of you before even giving it a try?

Let’s ban Candy Crush Saga invites.  You heard it here first.

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