We’re all familiar with the saying that beggars can’t be choosers—if you desperately need or want something, then you should be willing to sit down and be humble. How often does that happen, though? Honestly? Not as often as it should. The world’s full of arrogant, privileged choosing beggars who think they’re royalty and throw a fit if someone can’t meet their unfair expectations.
The worst of the worst get shamed on r/ChoosingBeggars, a community of nearly 2.2 million people who call out people who are being way too picky when begging for things. If you’re ever in a situation where you’re unsure if what you’re doing is right or wrong, the ‘Choosing Beggars’ subreddit is your North Star on how not to behave.
Have a look through some of the most popular recent posts about choosing beggars, upvote the ones that infuriated you the most, and let us know if you’ve ever dealt with similar people in your lives, dear Pandas. Got the patience to stomach some more pretentious and privileged individuals? Check out Bored Panda’s most recent posts about r/ChoosingBeggars right here, here, and here.
#1 My Dad’s A Photographer, This Is His Most Recent Client
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#2 A Problem In Every Industry
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#3 Asking The Author Of The Book Where They Can Pirate It (I’m Not The Author, And The Book Is Not Coming From A Big-Time Publisher)
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#4 Local BBQ Place With Free Beer Calls Out Specific Yelper For Being A Cb. Love The Food And The Attitude At This Place
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#5 Cbs Push A Man Too Far
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#6 This Guy Has Had It With Cbs
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#7 How Ironic…
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#8 The Cheek Of Some People….
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#9 Potential Client Doesn’t Think I Can Do Math Apparently
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#10 This Was On One Of My Mom Pages, I Couldn’t Believe It Was Local And That These Kind Of People Actually Exist, It Makes Me Sick To Think About
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#11 Broke Boy
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#12 Op Is Nta At All
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#13 How Are My Kids Supposed To Live Without Juice?!
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#14 “Exposure Doesn’t Pay The Bills, My Guy”
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#15 All These Teens Do Is Play Fortnite And Take Drugs! They Should Work For Me For Free!
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#16 Everyday Troubles Of Freelancers
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#17 Owner Of Three Restaurants In The Suburbs Of Chicago Asks His Customers To Pay His Wait Staff A Better Wage
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#18 Hey Can I Steal Your Art For 7 Bucks ?
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#19 Instagram Model Asks For Private Booth, 10 Free Guests And Bottle Service In Exchange For One Social Media Post
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#20 Looks Like My Artist Has Had Enough
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#21 My Favorite City To Visit Due By
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#22 Let Me Not Ask For Permission To Have My Wedding Here (God’s Plan)
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#23 How Many Likes For Free Shoes?
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#24 This Gem From 2018 | Severely Lowballing A Wedding Caterer
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#25 Removing Plastic Drops $200 Off. Seems Legit
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#26 This Happened To My Mother Today. She (Out Of The Goodness Of Her Heart) Offered Our House To An Acquaintance Of Hers So He Could Make A Short Film. The Man Went Overboard And Asked Us To Give Him Access To The Whole House (And Basically Move Out) For A Week
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#27 Oh The Hypocrisy
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#28 Stranger Wants A Custom Order For Her Wedding, As A Gift
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#29 This Is Not A Babysitting Job
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#30 I’ve Officially Dropped Out Of The Bridal Party. I’m A Size 12 With No Plans On Dropping To A Size 8 By December
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#31 Anything Else To Add Onto The List?
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#32 Male Seeking New Housemates For Free But Makes It Up With ‘Fun Cool Vibes’
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#33 My Mom Has A Little Free Library In Her Yard. Someone Left Her This Note The Other Day With A Crossed Out Smiley Face
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#34 Actual Quote From An Influencer Who Wanted Me To Address 250 Wedding Invites And Save The Date Cards. If It’s “Just Writing” Surely You Can Do It Yourself
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#35 Guys, She Might Cry
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