These 30 Things Are The Adult Equivalents Of Finding Out Santa Isn’t Real, According To Netizens

Life is full of hard truths, but sometimes it takes a while to discover them. Kids believe in the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus, but it’s inevitable that these fantasies will come crashing down once they get older.

Someone asked the internet, “What’s the adult equivalent of realizing that Santa Claus doesn’t exist?” and netizens were only too happy to share their lessons about the harsh realities of adulting. Here’s our pick of some of the best answers.

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#1

Money CAN buy happiness.

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#2

Grades mean nothing once you leave school.

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#3

Bad things happen to good people and there’s nothing you can do about it but endure.

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#4

Realizing that no matter how good you are at your job — You. Are. Expendable.

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#5

We’re all still children in aging bodies.

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#6

Religion is all social control.

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#7

– the day you realize you’re the same age as your parents were when you were a kid, and you have no idea of what you’re doing.

– There is no justice in the universe. Terrible people will profit from terrible things, compound wealth, and live to a ripe old age without ever facing accountability. Good people will struggle every day until they die.

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#8

That your parents are just people trying to get through life too!!

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#9

Realizing that human nature doesn’t change and that greed, stupidity, and cruelty will be with us forever.

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#10

It’s always been the haves vs the have-nots.

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#11

College doesnt necessarily equate to having a good, high paying job.

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#12

That 401Ks were never supposed to be the retirement plan, they were originally supposed to supplement your pension.

Also, pensions.

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#13

Not everyone is going to like you.

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#14

Being a loyal hard worker is not the way to get ahead for most people 🤷 .

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#15

Discovering that HR works for the company’s best interests, not the employees’.

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#16

Extra costs of owning a home.

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#17

That politicians really care.

Easter bunny is a fraud.

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#18

Thinking that as an adult, you can do anything you want.

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#19

When people do something to p**s you off, most of the time it’s not malice, it’s incompetence.

Edit: in other words, don’t take things so personally.

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#20

Nothings really free everything has a price.

Most people really are just winging it.

There is no right way, just ways we know work.

There are no good billionaires.

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#21

The stock market is a ponzi scheme manipulated by the largest holders. Social Security is not guaranteed and our elected officials sold us out. Taxation is without representation since at least the 1980s.

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#22

That you’re not indestructible and back pain does eventually happen.

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#23

That you can bust your a*s at work day in and day out and still never get ahead.

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#24

Trickle down economics.

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#25

Figuring out how tariffs actually work.

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#26

Believing insurance will take care of you.

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#27

Mortgage interest paid doesn’t equal like, a $20k tax return.

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#28

Dolly lied about the 9-5 thing it’s at LEAST 8-5.

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#29

That school’s primary function is not about getting you a job that you really enjoy, but instead it’s about being part of the big economic machine.

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#30

Paying taxes.

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