“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

Be honest, Pandas: how many products do you actually review after you get that pesky email in your inbox? If you have no complaints, you probably don’t even bother, right? Well, it’s not just you: about 45% to 52% of consumers usually post online reviews.

People rely on them to know whether a product is good, but some reviewers on Amazon take it to the next level. Some approach the Amazon review like a stand-up routine and bring their comedy A-game. We’ve collected some of the funniest and most creative reviews from Amazon that we could find and present them here for your entertainment. And, perhaps, future purchase decisions?

#1 No Complaints

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#2 Nice Guess

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#3 Just Saw This Today On A Teeth Whitening System

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#4 Lookin Good

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#5 He Looks Just Like Ed Sheeran!

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#6 They Worked Great

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#7 That Cuts Deep

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#8 Turning A Bad Situation Into A Good Review?

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#9 We Can All Relate To Perry

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#10 Dammit Chapman

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#11 Well, I’m Glad He Found What He’s Looking For

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#12 Amazon Review For A Fog Machine

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#13 Not Sure If This Counts But It’s Pretty Wholesome

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#14 Review On Fake Teeth

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#15 I Love When Reviewers Post Photos

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#16 Definitely Works Well

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#17 Great

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#18 Cannot Stop Laughing

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#19 Shoe Waterproofer: Not Intended For Crocs Apparently

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#20 This Review Was On A Pack Of Hanes Boxer Briefs

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#21 This Precious Review For A Cat Pillow

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#22 It’s A Trap!

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#23 Finally Found One In The Wild

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#24 A Review For Spoons

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#25 Leah Gets Some Motivation

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#26 Was Just Looking For The Perfect Wednesday Addams Dress And Came Across This Gem

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#27 As Soon As I Started Looking For Googly Eyes, I Knew The Reviews Would End Up Here

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#28 Daily Activities

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#29 Bear Casually Roaming Around Your Property

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#30 How Dare They Include That Extra Large Lower Case A Instead Of A D

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#31 I Was Searching For A Mannequin Head On Amazon

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#32 This Amazon Review For A $35k Sony Projector

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#33 Found This On Amazon Under Hourglass Reviews

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#34 What

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#35 Whaat

Is his gf 10 or was she acting 10 years old?

The item was a My Neighbour Totoro lamp…

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#36 One Of The Best Amazon Reviews

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#37 Amazing They Love It

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#38 Was Browsing Safety Razors As A Christmas Gift And Found This Gem

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#39 Furby

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#40 Don’t Electrocute Yourself

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#41 Review For Fiber Pills

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#42 Look At This Photograph

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#43 Perhaps Rethink Shipping?

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#44 The Earplugs Work

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#45 Found This On A Burt’s Bees Lipstick

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#46 (Exercise Leggings) Forget Pockets That Are Big Enough To Hold A Phone. This Woman Is My Spirit Animal

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#47 Found This Review For A Bikini Trimmer

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#48 Just Some Extra Flavor

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#49 Toddler Rages Against The Machine

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#50 Poor Teddy

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#51 Sugar Free Gummy Bears

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#52 I Just Wanted To Know If Meow Mix Was Good For My Cat

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#53 Amazon Review Of Cereal Marshmallows

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#54 Thirst-Quenching Review For A Bidet On Amazon

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#55 Found This One While Looking For Hot Sauces On Amazon

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#56 How Flat Are Those Pillows?

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#57 The In-Laws Still Haven’t Visited Since. 10/10 Purchase

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#58 Very Efficient Knife

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#59 “It’s Lube, Not Much More To Say”

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#60 “I Should Have Picked A Different Color”

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#61 Herb Garden Is Seriously Nice Stuff

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#62 In The Reviews For A Weighted Blanket

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#63 Gift Priorities

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#64 This Review I Just Found For A Pack Of 60 Hair Scrunchies

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#65 It Just Ain’t Right

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#66 Review For A Waffle Maker On Amazon

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#67 For Amazon Basic Maxi Pads

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#68 3 Stars

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#69 Jesus

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#70 50 Lb Pound Of Play Sand Is Heavy And Makes For Great Revenge!

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#71 I Checked Out The Reviews For A Dress I Was Going To Buy. I Didn’t Expect This!

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#72 Much More Comfortable With My Purchase Now

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#73 I Had Such A Bad Week That I’m Trying To See The Bright Side Of It

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#74 I Was Looking For A Simple Night Light For The Bathroom And I Found This Gem Of A Review. I Found My Night Light

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#75 Thanks Sirlaughsalot, I’ll Keep That In Mind

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#76 An Amazon Review For A Food Thermometer

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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#77 It Be Like That

“This Eyeliner Won’t Run Around Like Your Man”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Deserve 5 Stars

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