This wacky sheriff is making a good case for staying crime free as he promotes this interesting fake ad for the county jail. It seems that such a thing as staying crime free should be something that a person doesn’t need to be told to do and should strive for without being prompted. Yet some folks tend to think that they can do what they want without getting an express invitation to the Green Roof Inn. While a guest within the Green Roof Inn there will be no freedom, nor will there be anything other than what a person is given.
They’ll provide the jewelry in the form of pretty silver handcuffs and ankle bracelets, but if they don’t match your sense of fashion that’s just too bad since the guards really don’t care. They’ll give you matching jumpsuits at least so that you can be just like the rest of the inmates and not stand out so much, and they’ll even give you rubber sandals so your tootsies can stay warm and disease free because who really knows what’s on the floor in county. They’ll also provide you with three meals a day. If you don’t want it, don’t eat it, but this isn’t a pick and choose kind of deal, you’ll eat what they give or you won’t eat at all.
County jail is not quite prison, but it can be worse depending on the county. Some jails are considered to be wore than prison, others are far easier. At least the sheriff of this county prison doesn’t want you coming back, but he’ll hold a room open for you if the urge to do something wrong continues to crop up. The one thing you don’t want to do however is think that going to jail is a fun and possibly tiresome thing. It’s not what you see in the movies so often, it’s boring, it can be dangerous, and depending on the individual it can be the worst time of your life. While county is not typically like prison you’ll find that you won’t ever shower alone, and if you do then the fates are either smiling on you or are about to deliver a world of pain for which you’d best be prepared. Many county jails even have a communal razor that is shared by the inmates, so you might consider growing your beard out he moment you get in unless you want to be scratching for reasons unknown.
County jail is not a fun place, nor is it anywhere you want to go, which this clip should tell any that decide to watch it. Aside from the constant boredom is the need to watch your back continuously depending on where you live, who you are, and how you act. The best idea when going into any county jail is to keep your mouth shut and be polite if anyone does decide to speak to you. Of course the best thing to do is to OBEY THE LAW. Then you won’t have to worry about county.
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