Being a tourist entails a number of things. On the one hand, you have adventure and excitement, but on the other—there’s the notorious reputation of tourists heeding zero warnings and taking no guff in terms of respecting rules, laws, and customs. To an extreme degree, it seems.
Redditors have recently been discussing unwritten rules in their respective countries that tourists always seem to break. And it sounds like some of these are often made very clear, and even that doesn’t help the case.
#1
Stop asking how to catch a leprechaun. It’s trafficking, and they are a protected species under EU law.
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#2
Be quiet at memorials. Stay off the monuments.
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#3
Do not approach the wildlife in North America. People joke about Australia having all the dangerous animals, then will walk right up to our elk during rutting season and get gored. Same with bears, bison, moose. These animals are NOT tame.
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#4
NZ – No littering. A lot of us here will straight up scream at you to pick your s**t up if you litter in our beautiful country. Tourist or not.
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#5
In England please respect the queue.
Jumping the queue will bring forth a seething rage and putrid hatred that spews forth tutting and a passive aggressive muttering rant that’s loud enough for others, but not you, to hear
“Oh no you go ahead mate, I’ll just stand back here with everyone else, good job I didn’t have anything on at all….”
The queue is so deeply entrenched in the psyche of the nation that during the 2011 England riots that lasted a week, during which the social fabric broke down, looters could be seen to queue outside the shops they were robbing.
Please respect the queue!
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#6
No tipping – we don’t want to start the tipping culture here!
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#7
This one is highly specific, but here in the USA we have a monument called The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. The changing of the guard always draws a crowd and you are supposed to remain silent. I’ve seen a few videos of people talking, laughing, etc. They tend to get yelled at. These are real guards. They carry weapons. They guard the Tomb 24/7/365 in any weather. Do not disrespect them or the Tomb. Stand silently, film, take pics, and that is all. Most of the videos I’ve seen of people being disrespectful were clearly Americans. Gods forbid these a******s go to another country and s**t all over other people’s traditions.
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#8
If the locals don’t understand English, raising your voice and saying it slowly will not help you be understood.
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#9
Do not pick up the cute blue ringed octopus, do not pick up the cute blue ringed octopus, do not pick up the cute blue ringed octopus, do not pick up the cute blue ringed octopus. Do not f*****g do this.
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#10
• Don’t try and do a Scottish accent. Barely any of us talk or sound like Shrek and it just pisses us off.
• Don’t claim to be Scottish just because your great great great great great grandfather was Scottish – newsflash, you’re not Scottish.
• Don’t talk about religion – it’s a touchy subject with a lot of sectarianism between Protestants and Catholics.
• Don’t mistake us for England, or ask us to speak more English.
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#11
In Medellin, Colombia, do not glorify Pablo Escobar. We don’t want to hear about the museum, the tour or you greeting his brother. It was awful for those who lived through it and there are so many other things to do.
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#12
If there are red flags on the beach it means “NO SWIMMING”
Which also means NO SNORKELING. NO DIVING. NO SURFING. NO PADDLEBOARDING.NO BODYBOARDING. NO SELFIES ON THE REEFS. FFS.
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#13
Don’t pet the fluffy cows and stay on the boardwalks in Yellowstone. It’s actually a written rule, but apparently it’s too difficult to comprehend.
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#14
Use headphones or turn your volume off on your phone.
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#15
Use of sun protection, I know its technically the same sun, but it works a bit different here in Australia.
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#16
Yosemite is in fact NOT Disneyland. You do need to wear more than flip flops when hiking up a cliff and the bears are not, I repeat, NOT animatronic.
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#17
More specific to my region: stand on the right, walk on the left.
Stop blocking the escalators like a human iron curtain. The poor government workers have already lost enough of their souls, don’t make them mutter “on your left,” as you dawdle around in bewilderment.
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#18
Do not sit in seats reserved for the elderly, infirm, or pregnant women on subways and buses. South Korea.
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#19
Stand to the side and let people off the train before trying to board the train. So many times in NYC I’ve encountered groups of Chinese tourists trying to bumrush the train as soon as the doors open.
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#20
Trying to pet the local moose.
Look, I know it’s a majestic creature right in the middle of the city but it’s a really, really bad idea to start thinking it’s Bullwinkle and try to get a selfie with it.
On second thought…you do you. Go give him a big old skritch on the snoot. Us locals will be watching…from way over there.
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#21
Please, for the love of god, don’t walk up the steps to the pyramids in Mexico. Aside from it being against the rules, it is taboo and incredibly disrespectful to the indigenous communities. Take pictures and admire from a distance but don’t climb them. And especially don’t get an attitude when a local yells at you to get off.
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#22
Don’t swim in brackish rivers in the Nortern Territory.
Oh wait, that’s a written rule tourist’s always seem to break.
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#23
“Hi, how are you”.
In Estonian culture it’s rude to ask it if you’re actually not prepared to listen to my whole life story. To us this is a very intimate question.
To top it off, a surprising amount of times I’ve been berated by a foreigner for not welcoming them in this exact way. Like I’m supposed to be a psychic and know what culture their from. Or their way is the only universal way to welcome someone. I’ve been extremely offended by this. Someone came to my country as a guest and didn’t even bother to Google how to say hello. 😤
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#24
Don’t pose for pictures with the big waves and pretty rocks behind you. Too many people get knocked down by a sneaker wave and are swept out and they drown. (Pacific Coast of California.) Stay away from the edges!
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#25
Do not go to Ireland and order a “Car Bomb” unless you want to be punched in the mouth.
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#26
Don’t walk on the cycling lanes.
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#27
Obey the signs seems to be planet wide.
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#28
No peeing in public!!!
Source: I see specifically mainland Chinese doing this, whether it’s in Hong Kong or Toronto. It’s disgusting.
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#29
When ordering in a busy pub, please have your entire order ready. Don’t order two things, then add another one on, then go back to the table to ask Deborah what she wants. And if Guinness is in the order, ask for that first.
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#30
don’t dismantle the coliseum please
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