86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

Failures are a part of life, and they happen to the best of us. And when such misfirings happen, we often credit the person for taking a shot, at the very least. 

But of course, not everyone deserves kudos for their efforts. Some of them deserve to be shamed and called out, especially if they attempted to conceal their sanctimonious behaviors. Unfortunately, some of the world’s most influential people are guilty of such faults, as you will see in this list. 

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#1 To Lie About Her Son

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#2 To Be Taken Seriously As Astronauts

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#3 To Recruit A 17 Year Old For The Us Military

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#4 To Make The X (Elon’s) AI Not A Libtard

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#5 To Comply With The Law

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#6 To Tell Canada What To Do

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#7 To Be Gender Neutral

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#8 By Will Smith To Pass Off This AI-Generated Crowd As Authentic

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#9 To Have A Free Press

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#10 To Grow Food And Not Be Forcibly Starved, As 95% Of Both U.S. Parties’ Politicians Watch And Facilitate It

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#11 To Get Trump To Snap

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#12 To Follow Customer’s Anti-Pickle Request

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#13 To Distract From The Fact That Trump Is In The Epstein Files

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#14 To Troll Newsom – Newsom Won This One

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#15 To Not Omit Tasmania

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#16 To Count On Bernie’s Support

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#17 To Get A Nobel Peace Prize

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#18 To Build A Concentration Camp

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#19 To Maintain Canadian Sovereignty

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#20 To Make Another Terrible Image That Almost Represents The Nazi Party In Ww2

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#21 To Hold A Press Conference In The Rain

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#22 To Not Make Supporting A Predator Your Whole Personality

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#23 To Push An Agenda

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#24 To Frame ‘Stop K****g Children’ As Jew Hate

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#25 To Arrest Foreign Child A****r

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#26 To Protect Free Speech In America

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#27 To Rig The Election

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#28 To Sell Souvenirs To World Leaders In The Maga Gift Shop

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#29 To Protect The First Amendment

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#30 To Hide Advanced Ageing

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#31 To Question Stephen King During An Ama

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#32 To Prosecute America’s Favorite Pro-Bono Food Delivery Worker

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#33 To Vandalize An Anti Ice Mural

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#34 To Convince People That This Was Good But The Homeless Are Unacceptable

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#35 To Go To Lunch…

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#36 To Have A Spine

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#37 To End Corruption

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#38 To Rewrite History

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#39 To Find A Parking Spot

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#40 To Make America………. Again?

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#41 To Convince People That The National Guard Should Be Rounding Up The Homeless And Dealing With Protesters While America Burns In Need Of Aid

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#42 To Quickly And Quietly Ouster The C.d.c. Director For Rejecting Rjk Jr.’s Stance On Vaccination Policy. She Is Refusing To Leave!

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#43 To Insult Linus Torvalds (Creator Of Linux) By Calling Him “Woke”

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#44 At Censorship

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#45 To Create Fake Chats

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#46 To “Smoke” In Peace

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#47 To Deny A Genocide

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#48 To Bring Back Manufacturing Jobs To The Us

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#49 To Enter Australia

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#50 To Have Standards And Not Lack Self Awareness Entirely

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#51 To Win A Political Slap Fight With Australia

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#52 To Just Give A Nice Compliment

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#53 To Be A War Hero

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#54 To Go After Ms. Rachel For Caring About Palestinian Children

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#55 To Have A ‘Bring Your Child To Work Day’ Without An Hr Incident

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#56 To Enforce The Law

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#57 To Deny Trump’s In Bad Shape

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#58 To Attain Justice In The Trump Era

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#59 To Keep A Republic

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#60 To Have The Correct Response

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#61 By Ibm In 1979 To Stand Against Computers Making Decisions For Humans (From Their 1979 Training Manual)

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#62 To Clean Up Washington’s Crime Scene (And End Up Cleaning Up Parks Instead)

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#63 To Make People Distracted From Epstein Files And Lie To People

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#64 To Say “Is It Wrong To Be More Sexually Attracted To Your Daughter Than Your Wife,” Like It’s Actually A Question

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#65 To Follow The Rule Of Law

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#66 To Be Against Cancel Culture

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#67 To Have A Normal Childhood In The Us

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#68 To Be An American Farmer

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#69 To Lie About Throwing (Probably Medical) Waste Out Of A White House Window

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#70 To Ignore Epstein’s Victims In Hopes They Go Away

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#71 To Keep Children Healthy

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#72 To Criticize Coldplay

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#73 To Say Protesting Doesn’t Work

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#74 To Make A Joke About Starving Palestinian Children

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#75 To Stop A Pedophile

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#76 To Justify The Occupation Of Dc

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#77 To Give A Speech

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#78 At Bio War

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#79 To Make The Social Security Administration More Efficient

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#80 To Make A Legible Map By The Cdc

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#81 To Appear Apologetic For Taking A Hat But It Went The Opposite Way

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#82 To Be The Law & Order President

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#83 At A Gotcha! To The “Fake Gays”

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#84 To Intimidate Me (A Palestinian) By Doing A Hate Crime

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#85 To Resist The Mar A Lago Makeover

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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#86 To Look Like An Edgy Potus

86 Times “There Was An Attempt” But The Universe Had Completely Different Plans (New Pics)

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