People are unique creatures, and what makes all of us truly inimitable is not only a set of external features, fingerprints and so on, but also a bunch of other beliefs, habits and opinions that we accumulate in ourselves over the years of our life.
And it’s not just some meaningful beliefs, like voting for Democrats or Republicans. Someone, for example, is sure that the egg needs to be broken from the sharp side, and someone else – from the blunt side. One selflessly defends the correct spelling of a relatively uncommon word, and another is ready not to communicate with a person who supports a football team they do not like.
In fact, each of us has our own hill which we are willing to die on – and sometimes these hills are so petty and silly that it’s a shame to lay down our heads for them. But we are still ready to do this. And we, such people, are thousands and thousands. For example, when the question “What is the pettiest, silliest, most meaningless hill you are willing to die on?” appeared on the AskReddit community, it got 80.2K upvotes and over 51.7K different comments.
Bored Panda made a list with the most popular comments from this thread, so please read on for these incredibly small and sometimes weird yet important beliefs that people always stand for. By the way, we also have our own hill – we are sure that everyone who reads this post should definitely write their own comment, so please feel free to do so.
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#1 Live Streaming Your Kids’ Punishments Should Be Illegal
Live streaming your kids punishments should be illegal
Image source: anon, Ken Wilcox Follow
#2 Move Your Cart To The Side In Anticipation Of Others Trying To Get By
You’re not the only person in the grocery store, lady! Move your cart to the side IN ANTICIPATION of others trying to get by. It’s not predicting the future and you really need to work on your spacial awareness.
Edit: I’ve long held the opinion that there are two kinds of people in this world: “shopping cart” people and non-shopping cart people. And just remember, it’s always malice, never ignorance.
Image source: Bumblebeee_tuna_, watchfrock
#3 Please Don’t Try To Have A Conversation With Me When I’m In Another Room
Please don’t try to have a conversation with me when I’m in another room, especially if I’m doing dishes, laundry, making food, showering, etc. I’m trying to listen to you, but cannot clearly hear what you’re saying. Odds are I’m going to ask you to repeat yourself three times or I’m going to ignore you until I can come to where you are. Either way, you’ll likely be pissed about it.
I now understand why that pissed my mother off so much when I was younger.
Image source: SpanglesMcGlorywings, Kim Siever
#4 Improperly Installed HID Lights Should Be Ticketed Aggressively
Improperly installed HID lights should be ticketed aggressively… blinding everyone in the road should be illegal.
Image source: XocoStoner, Joseph Thornton
#5 Push Your Chair In When You Stand Up From The Table
Push your goddamn chair in when you stand up from the table.
Image source: anon, Jennifer C.
#6 Put It Back Where You Got It From
Put s**t back where you got it from.
Image source: kou5oku, Nenad Stojkovic
#7 “Should Of” Is Not, And Has Never Been, A Grammatically Correct Phrase
“should of” is not, and has never been, a grammatically correct phrase.
Image source: shiny-spleen, Nenad Stojkovic
#8 Throw Away Your Trash At The Movie Theater
**Throw away your trash at the movie theater**
Image source: ThiccPapaSIZZLE, Jon Seidman
#9 I Will Argue All Day Long With People Who Use Apostrophes When Something Is Plural
I will argue ALL DAY LONG with people who use apostrophes when something is plural. Please stop.
Image source: SharCooterie, Metro Centric
#10 Those New ‘Extra Safe, High Visibility’ Headlights Should Not Be Installed In Any Vehicles Larger Than A Wagon
Those new ‘extra safe, high visibility’ headlights should not be installed in any vehicles larger than a wagon. I don’t need LED spotlights pointing into my eyes from the front and all three mirrors. Seeing is fun for other drivers too.
Image source: redbeardeddragon3, Ansgar Koreng
#11 Close The Doors
Close the dang cabinet doors!
Close all the doors!
Image source: sputtertots, Jeanne Michelle Smith
#12 I’m An Astronomer And I Know Nothing About Astrology
I’m an astronomer, I know nothing about your dumb a*s astrology sign so stop telling/asking me about it.
Image source: BudCrue, CLAUDIA DEA
#13 Going To Enormous Lengths In Order To Avoid Speaking With Someone Over The Phone
I will go to enormous lengths in order to avoid speaking with someone over the phone. Email, text, go to their office, sit and fume …. I don’t know why exactly, but I f*****g hate it.
Image source: RADevilsAdvocate, Marco Verch Professional
#14 You Don’t Do Things On Accident, You Do Things *by* Accident
You don’t do things on accident, you do things *BY* accident
Image source: tanyance21, 7C0
#15 People That Don’t Know The Difference Between Losing And Loosing Get My Downvote Every Time
People that dont know the difference between losing and loosing get my downvote every time
Image source: happypness, Steven Lilley Follow
#16 If My Wife Stops Asking Me Questions And Watches The Movie, She’ll Understand What It Is About
That if my wife just stops asking me questions and watch the movie- she’ll understand what the movie is about
Edit: for the record my wife is the best person in the world and if I were to answer this question for her- she’d probably tell me that the way I load the dishes will eventually give her a stroke. Her way does get them cleaner after all.
Image source: KelpCakeDanny, waferboard
#17 Effect vs. Affect, Use Them Correctly
EFFECT vs AFFECT. It pisses me off all the time when people use them wrong!!!
Image source: Dee-tective, Denise Krebs
#18 Def-In-Ite-Ly And De-Fi-Ant-Ly Are Two Completely Different Words
If you tell me you are going to “defiantly” do something, I am going to picture you doing it with defiance. All angry. Marching around pissed off that you had to do it.
It’s definitely, people.
Def-in-it-ely and de-fi-ant-ly are two completely different words with completely different connotations and definitions.
Image source: AndThenThereIsJess, Judith Jackson
#19 Scrape Your Plate Off Before Putting Dishes Into The Dishwasher
Scrape your damn plate off before putting dishes into the dishwasher. I’m home from college right now living in a 5 person home, and my sister is the only person who understands this. Everyone else basically puts meals in the dishwasher, or they let things like cereal get stuck to the plates and cups which drives me crazy lol.
It’s a dishwasher, not a garbage can!
#20 I Will Never Throw Away That Box Of Useless Cables In My Closet
That box of useless cables in my closet?
You know the one that has a bunch of old USB cables, RCA cables, even S-Video cables, and a s**t load of AC adapters I can’t find the ends for?
Yeah, that box is mine, and I will NEVER throw it away. Even if it only comes in handy once a year, I’ll be damned if it doesn’t feel great feeling like a dang hero when your friend or family member needs one of those “useless” cables for something.
Image source: alwaysmyfault, John Johnston
#21 MSG Is Not Dangerous
MSG is not dangerous and it’s sad so many people miss out on its deliciousness because of misinformation!
Image source: tomatoz
#22 Monopoly Is An Inherently Unbalanced And Badly Designed Game
Monopoly is an inherently unbalanced and badly designed game. ON PURPOSE. Whoever starts winning will simply keep winning, and the rest of the player’s get a slow slog to bankruptcy. And the winner is usually the most ruthless person at the table. This is why it breaks friendships.
It was meant to show the unfairness of unregulated capitalism, and somehow it became an American classic. But compared to modern games, it’s terrible.
Image source: red-mekanik, Mike_fleming
#23 Just Because I’m A Girl Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Play As A Male Character In An Mmo
Just because im a girl dosent mean I can’t play as a male character in an MMO and I swear if I have this arguement ONE MORE time with a dude thats playing as a female character I will scream.
Image source: AmpDragoness, Stefans02
#24 It’s “Hear, Hear” Not “Here, Here.”
It’s “hear, hear” not “here, here.” Get it f*****g right.
Image source: LadyLazaev, saragoldsmith Follow
#25 Everyday vs. Every Day – Don’t Confuse
Every day: something that happens every day
Everyday: ordinary, unremarkable
#26 If You Put Meat Into A Grilled Cheese, It’s A Melt
If you put meat into a grilled cheese, it’s not a “gourmet grilled cheese”.
It’s a Melt.
Image source: SupKilly, Bev Sykes
#27 How The Dishwasher Is Loaded
How the dishwasher is loaded.
Image source: freddymercury1, Alex Garcia
#28 I Bought The House So The Spot In The Driveway Closest To The Front Door Is Mine
I bought the house so the spot in the driveway closest to the front door is mine. Roommates, park your asses on the street.
Image source: ghub311, Joe Bailey
#29 Not Every Indian Dish You Eat Is “Curry” Flavored
Not every Indian dish you eat is “curry” flavoured. Stop !
Image source: Chan273, Volker Kannacher
#30 It Is Worth Pulling All The Hardware Off Of Furniture I’m Throwing Away
it IS worth pulling all the hardware off of furniture I’m throwing away. i might use it to build something someday and screws/drawer handles/whatever are expensive.
Also, never mind that huge pile of saved up hardware in the garage. My mess is my business…
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