If you are the self-professed owner of a green thumb, then you’ll indeed have thyme for these hilarious plant puns. Plants give us oxygen, shade, and fruits, so it’s no wonder that there are so many plant lovers out there. Besides the apparent benefits, plants are interesting as well. Did you know that you can consume every part of a dandelion?
These fun plant facts are berry cool, but plant memes are even better. We’ve put together a list of plant jokes with clever wordplay and bursting with humor that will indeed plant a smile on your face. These funny plant puns and jokes are dedicated to every aspect of nature.
It’s time to start because a rolling stone gathers no moss, and neither should you. We promise you that these funny plant-lover memes will knock your stalks off! Don’t forget to pick your favorite garden puns, and please share this article with your plant-loving friends.
148 Funny Plant Puns to Prickle Your Fancy
#1
What did the young plant say to the old plant?
Ok, bloomer.
#2
Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
#3
When does a farmer dance?
When he drops the beet.
#4
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
#5
My neighbor says he is too afraid to plant an apple tree.
I told him, “Grow a pear”!
#6
What garden plant is always cold?
A chili.
#7
Why do plants go to therapy?
To get to the root of their problems!
#8
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
For rest.
#9
What makes some plants better at math than others?
Square roots!
#10
It’s just not worth it to argue with a cactus… they have too many great points!
#11
Why can’t you iron a four leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
#12
What do you call a cheerleading herb?
An encourage-mint!
#13
Plants are the best companions and friends to have. They always end up rooting for each other.
#14
What’s the scariest plant?
Bam-boo!
#15
What do you call the argument between two vegans?
A plant-based beef.
#16
How do succulents confess their feelings?
“Aloe you vera much!”
#17
What plant should you watch out for?
An ambush!
#18
What’s the laziest plant?
The ZZ plant!
#19
What flowers should you never give as gifts?
Cauliflowers.
#20
My wife swears the CIA put a listening device in our yard disguised as a tree.
I told her it’s just a plant.
#21
Why was the gardener so embarrassed?
He wet his plants!
#22
Do you have the thyme?
I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.
#23
The gardener always says the cactus is a bit prickly.
#24
Spending the whole day in a garden reaction be like: thistle be the best time ever.
#25
Farmers and gardeners can make the best DJs. They drop the best beet in town.
#26
Why are trees so tall and thin?
They only eat light.
#27
Where did the plant want to travel?
All clover the world!
#28
What did the plant say when it called?
“Aloe, is it me your looking for?”
#29
What is a baby chick’s favorite type of plant?
An egg-plant!
#30
I saw a leaf that was shaped like a chicken. I think it fell from a poul-tree!
#31
What is small, red and whispers?
A hoarse radish!
#32
Where do flowers recharge?
At a power plant!
#33
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
What’s up, bud?!
#34
What kind of flowers bloom on your face?
Tulips!
#35
Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
#36
The onions said to all other plants in the garden, “I love you with all my head tomatoes”.
#37
When the plants go to a party, other plants end up kale-ing their vibe.
#38
I started dating the girl across the street. Honestly, lawn-distance relationships aren’t that hard.
#39
What did the sunflower say to her BFF when she reached 5 feet tall?
“You grow, girl!”
#40
What’s the fiercest type of flower?
A dandelion!
#41
How do roses kiss?
They plant one on the other’s cheek.
#42
What did the boy plant say to his girlfriend?
“I’ll never leaf you.”
#43
What do you do after you take a picture of a flower?
You wait for it to photosynthesize.
#44
How do flowers greet each other in the morning?
“Hey, bud! How’s it growing?”
#45
What did the flower ask the sad flower?
“Are you doing bouquet?”
#46
I’m almost certain there is something wrong with my cactus, but I just can’t put my finger on it!
#47
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school.
#48
How do plants practice self-care?
They try to weed out unnecessary drama!
#49
How does that song go?
Fern down for what!
#50
Why was the weeping willow so sad?
It watched a sappy movie.
#51
What do you call a salad leaf that constantly goes to the gym?
Shredded lettuce!
#52
What new plant did the gardener sow?
Beets me!
#53
What do plants eat when they’re kind of hungry but not that hungry?
A light snack.
#54
Asking out the cute girl at the flower store:
“Got any plants this weekend?”
#55
My wife complained that I never buy her flowers.
I didn’t even know she sold flowers.
#56
I accidentally planted the wrong flowers in my garden.
Oopsie daisies.
#57
Chive never met anyone quite like you.
#58
The kales told the cabbage, “We love you a whole bunch.”
#59
Why couldn’t the gardener plant any flowers?
He hadn’t botany!
#60
How did the flowers survive so long without water?
They really rose to the occasion!
#61
Why wouldn’t the plant date the other?
They didn’t want no shrubs!
#62
How do plants practice self-care?
They try to weed out unnecessary drama!
#63
The favorite song of succulents is, ‘Aloe-lluyah, it’s raining, man’.
#64
The carrot has a football match tomorrow, everyone is rooting for it to win!
#65
Carrots have a hard time letting go of things. They are deeply rooted issues.
#66
The plants in-tree-duce each other the first time they meet.
#67
Why couldn’t the flower ride its bicycle to school?
It lost its petals.
#68
What’s a nervous tree called?
A sweaty palm.
#69
How do trees get on Instagram?
They log in.
#70
I’m such a succa for a lovely new plant!
#71
Can you be-leaf how great all my succulent plants are doing?
#72
Why was the tree stumped?
It couldn’t get to the root of the problem.
#73
Romain Orthodox priests begin their sermons by saying “lettuce pray”.
#74
Why did the cactus get in trouble at school?
It couldn’t keep its plants to itself!
#75
What do you call a rose that runs on electricity?
A power plant!
#76
I was worried that the plants were fake, but they weren’t. That’s a real leaf!
#77
How do you clone a plant?
Stem cells.
#78
Recently, I have started gardening and started to plant all my herbs in alphabetical order.
People often ask how I find the time.
I tell them, “It’s next to the sage.”
#79
Why did the tree install solar panels?
It wanted to be a power plant.
#80
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
#81
What is the highest number that a plant can count to?
Tree.
#82
I love plant puns…
They’re so ferny.
#83
What do you call an everyday potato?
A commen-tator.
#84
How did the gardener know his herbs were fully grown?
It was just about thyme!
#85
What’s the saddest plant?
A weeping widow!
#86
If the flower doesn’t like me, I don’t carrot all.
#87
Trees and plants have such a strong social network. They branch out for it pretty well.
#88
You can poppy-n anytime!
#89
How do you grow a flower that glows in the dark?
With a light bulb.
#90
What did the flower tell the other flower after she told a joke?
“I was just pollen your leg!”
#91
Why did the flower decide to try out Tinder?
He was just looking for somebudy to love.
#92
What did the flower decide to study in college?
STEM.
#93
How did the flower get a boat from one side of the lake to the other?
It rose.
#94
What did one cactus say to the other cactus?
“You’re looking sharp!”
#95
Why did the gardener think her plant was sick?
It was looking very green.
#96
What advice can you give a plant that’s having a hard day?
Just green and bear it.
#97
Why does Yoda grow such pretty plants?
He has green thumbs!
#98
Ever wonder what thyme it is?
#99
What is a pine tree’s favorite singer?
Spruce Springsteen.
#100
What’s the favorite rock song of a gardener?
“Sweet Chive o’ Mine.”
#101
How do you know when a tree has had too much to drink?
It won’t stop trunk texting their ax.
#102
What did one plant say to another?
What’s ta-ma-ta?
#103
What did a tree do when its bank was shut?
It opened its own branch.
#104
I want to tell you all about a girl that only ate plants.
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
#105
It’s kind of silly we’re trying to turn plants into burgers.
Haven’t cows been doing that for like, forever?
#106
What is a tree’s favorite fruit?
Pine-apple.
#107
Why does the army plant saplings every year?
To grow the infant-tree.
#108
Talk dirt to me.
#109
Following the fire outbreak that razed down the bush, I couldn’t help but photosympathise with the remaining half-burnt trees.
#110
Any job that cannot pay your dills is not worth keeping. It won’t let you grow.
#111
Where does the real work take place? In the bark-ground.
#112
Why was the botanist afraid of the club moss?
He was built lycophyta.
#113
Why did the cactus get in trouble at school?
It couldn’t keep its plants to itself!
#114
Why do herbs use Tinder?
For Netflix and dill!
#115
What do you call a garden nursery?
Plant Parenthood!
#116
Why was the cactus so smug?
It was an arrogant prick!
#117
What do plants do when they first meet each other?
They in-tree-duce themselves!
#118
Wonder whether the other plants photo-sympathize with a sad plant.
#119
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from but I’m stuck with it.
#120
She didn’t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.
#121
What did the rose text her best bud?
“I’m all dressed up and have nowhere to grow!”
#122
Did you hear the story about the flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance!
#123
What did the flower tell the taxi driver so he’d go faster?
“Floret!”
#124
How did the tree ask out his crush?
He said, “Wood you be mine?”
#125
How do you get a plant drunk?
You give it root beer.
#126
What song does a gardener know all the words to?
“Lettuce Be.”
#127
I wasn’t too sure about succulents, but you know what, they really grew on me!
#128
What is a pine tree’s favorite radio station?
Anything that plays the poplar hits.
#129
Why couldn’t the fig tree get back in shape?
It couldn’t stick to a root-ine.
#130
Can you come over?
Sorry, I can’t. I have plants.
#131
Why are you leaving? Fennel I see you again?
#132
What did the mama lettuce tell her little ones when it started to storm?
“Everyone needs to romaine calm.”
#133
What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?
Timber.
#134
I never used to like plants, but I turned over a new leaf!
#135
How do plants contact each other?
They use the te-leaf-one!
#136
Why do potatoes make the best detectives?
Because they always keep their eyes peeled!
#137
I decided to grow a garden this year. Most of the plants grew really well, but one of my herb plants struggled and eventually died so I had to throw it out.
It was thyme.
#138
What do trees say when they get cut down?
I’m stumped.
#139
Say aloe to my little friend.
#140
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste.
#141
I know the plant was in a dire situation. I could literally chlorofeel it begging for help.
#142
While everyone else was worried, she knew that it wasn’t a big dill.
#143
What do you call a nervous tree?
A sweaty palm!
#144
What happens when a plant tries to add you on social media?
You get a fern request.
#145
What is a tree’s favorite subject in school?
Geome-tree!
#146
What do you get when you plant a donut?
A pastree.
#147
Why did a flower marry a potted plant? To get half of the pot in the divorce.
#148
Why are flowers so good at problem solving? They know how to nip it in the bud.
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