Sometimes, the funniest jokes are the ones that don’t even try.
That’s exactly the vibe of the subreddit Can’t Park There, Mate. Its members share photos of cars and other vehicles that have somehow wound up in places they definitely shouldn’t be—wedged, stuck, tipped, or just plain out of bounds. With a wink and a nudge, the community points out the obvious: this is not a parking spot.
It’s a simple idea, but the results are endlessly entertaining. Scroll down for some of the most hilarious posts—bonus points if you can figure out how these rides even got there.
#1 Fuck You, Tesla Owner
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#2 Attitude And Ignorance!!
Image source: IamSociallyTired
#3 LOL
Image source: AlecTheDalek
#4 So,who Do I Rely On ??
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#5 Revenge Of The Scaffolding
Image source: KansasCity100
#6 Can’t Park There Plod
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#7 Can’t Park There Mate!
Image source: Zetth1
#8 Google Street View Car Itself Got Into Wrong Way
Image source: MagpieMidfield
#9 No Truck Cab In Sight. Just Left In The Middle Of The Intersection
Image source: International_Act_26
#10 You Can’t Park There Mate!
Image source: Zetth1
#11 Guys At Work Have Been Told Repeatedly Not To Park In Loading Zones, So The Site Manager Got Fed Up And Did This This Morning
Image source: CautiousEmergency367
#12 Can’t Park There, Mate
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#13 Can’t Park There Mate!
Image source: JimmyNeutronisaNerd
#14 “You Can’t Park There Ma’am”
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#15 Uber
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#16 Can’t Turn There, Mate
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#17 Can’t Park There!
Image source: Grandbob328
#18 Hmm
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#19 Someone Parked Military Tank Outside The House
Image source: UnpaidInternVibes
#20 Would I Get A Ticket For Parking Here?
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#21 Nope
Image source: Thirstyjack3000
#22 Orange You Glad You Found A Spot, Mate?
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#23 Beautiful Shot Of Orion This Time Of Year
Image source: StormTide_86
#24 Please Refrain From Stopping Your Vehicle There Old Chum
Image source: Trilobite_Tom
#25 Can’t Park Your Cybertruck Anywhere In New York These Days
Image source: Epelep
#26 Can’t Play With LEGO There, Mate
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#27 Can’t Swim There, Mate
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#28 Coming Out On Top
Image source: KorreltjeZout
#29 That’s A Lada Damage
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#30 Can’t Land There Mate
Image source: CyGuy6587
#31 How Does This Happen
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#32 Boat On A House
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#33 Not Sure If They Were Parking Or Trying To Summon A Sea God
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#34 Good Job Man!!😂
Image source: IamSociallyTired
#35 “All In All It’s Just Another, Porsche Through A Wall.”
Image source: RedDevilPlay
#36 Little Bit Tight, But Okay!!😀
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#37 Now We Know Their Purpose. 😂
Image source: Vivid_Address6792
#38 Another Reason For Europeans Not To Buy An American Car
Image source: Nono_Home
#39 LOL🤣
Image source: BlackHolesAreHungry
#40 Can’t Park There Mate!
Image source: ShrekkMyBeloved
#41 I’m Cyberstuck In A Swimming Pool, Mate
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#42 Hard To Miss A Big Yellow Vehicle
Image source: ToodleButt
#43 Can’t Park There, Lil Mate
Image source: BlueHeron0_0
#44 You Cant Park There Hans
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#45 Two Questions:
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#46 NY Gets Lots Of Snow. Today The Roads Were Clear
Image source: GoodBike4006
#47 Sweet Parking Spot
Image source: Outrageous-Leg-28
#48 A Wild Porsche Having A Drink
Image source: CalmCat1327
#49 It’s A Prius Thing
Image source: ffs_give_me_name
#50 Can’t Park Your Tram In The Apple Store Like That Mate
Image source: MoreEngineer8696
#51 🤣
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#52 Lest We Forget 🫡
Image source: Vitester1
#53 Definitely Can’t Park There, Officers
Image source: Swift_Scythe
#54 How Many Carts Is Acceptable To Use To Block A Bad Driver?
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#55 Don’t Forget To Roll Up Windows
Image source: Cesalv
#56 Perpendicular Parking Not Allowed
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#57 Can’t Park There, Mate
Image source: CalmCat1327
#58 ….but I Wasn’t Speeding
Image source: MooseGoneApe
#59 Honest To God What Is Going On Here
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#60 Just A Quick Ciggie Break
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#61 I Hear The Driver Toddled Away Before The Authorities Arrived
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#62 Battery Died. Owner Took The Tags So They Wouldn’t Be Stolen. Came Back The Next Day To This. 🥴
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#63 Definitely Can’t Park In My Dining Room, Sir
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#64 That’s Not How You Use A Petrol Pump Mate
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#65 No Parking Under The Bridge, Sir
Image source: KansasCity100
#66 Truck On A Roof
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#67 Can’t Park There Mate
Image source: DubbehD
#68 The Irony Of Caution
Image source: MagpieMidfield
#69 Can’t Swim There Mate
Image source: KatenBaten
#70 Can’t Park There Mate!
Image source: One-Baker9119
#71 You Can’t Stop To Change Your Tyre There, Sir!
Image source: Zetth1
#72 Special Parking
Image source: Missbhavin58
#73 Sorry Mate, You Missed
Image source: CalmCat1327
#74 Not Even Between The Metal Lines!
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#75 I Mean, You’re Supposed To Park There; But In This Instance It Was Still A Bad Idea
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#76 What An Absolute Prick
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#77 All Too Often Beach Parking
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#78 Maybe The Drive-Thru Was Closed?
Image source: Seahawk124
#79 Can’t Park There Mate
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#80 Oh Man Can’t Park There
Image source: Zetth1
#81 Which One Of You Was It?
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#82 Can’t Park There, Deputy
Image source: JayGatsby52
#83 Well…thats One Way To Keep Your Car Dry
Image source: Happy-Sammy
#84 Can’t Park There Mate!
Image source: ShrekkMyBeloved
#85 How Did You Park Here Mate
Image source: Witheali08
#86 Why Don’t Historic Bridges Accommodate Monster Trucks?
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#87 Definitely Can’t Park There
Image source: thebrookeshelf
#88 They Park Anywhere In San Francisco
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#89 You Can’t Park There, Mate Has Come To My Neighborhood
Image source: McRatHattibagen
#90 Sussex Police
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#91 Alfa On A Test Drive Parks On Top Of A Brand New Porsche 911, Also Damages A Merc, And A Cayenne And A 718 Out Of Shot
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#92 Legend
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#93 Subaru Drivers…
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#94 I Heard A Strange Noise During Landing
Image source: Cesalv
#95 Can’t Park There Mate!
Image source: Lochnesmonstercousin
#96 Oh Owww 🤦🏽♀️
Image source: Relative_Swan_4170
#97 A Just Car Crashed Into My Apartment Building
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#98 Excellent Strapping Skills, Driving Skills Not So Good!
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#99 Can’t Park There Mate
Image source: Amazing_Turnover8897
#100 Actual Image From My First Driving Lesson..!
Image source: ConsistentWin9508
#101 Poor Training?
Image source: Upstairs_Drive_5602
#102 2fast4urself
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#103 Very Inconsiderate To Block The Whole Road Like That Mate
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#104 Dpd Drivers Be Parking Anywhere Just To Get Their Next Day Delivery On Time
Image source: Cult_of_Personality1
#105 Danger Poo
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#106 Bit Tight To Park There Mate
Image source: tkaczyk1991
#107 Can’t Park There Mate
Image source: VikingCarpets
#108 Can’t Park Your Naziwagon There Mate
Image source: VermilionKoala
#109 Can’t Taxi There, Mate
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#110 Asda Delivery Van Got Stuck & Abandoned In A Field In North Yorkshire, Happeneds Yesterday
Image source: Any-Ad-5373
#111 That’s Private Property, Mate…
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#112 Foreshadowing
Image source: frenzy3
#113 Honestly More Impressed You Got It Up There Mate
Image source: ShrekkMyBeloved
#114 Taking A Quick Dip
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#115 Driver Drove The Car Into The Clapton Pond
Image source: ChelseaTricks
#116 It’s Always A Bmw Parking Where They Shouldn’t
Image source: Any-Ad-5373
#117 Can’t Park There, Mate
Image source: Outrageous_Cut_6179
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