30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

“Choosing beggar” is an online term used to describe people who make unreasonable or entitled demands. And there’s a whole subreddit dedicated to this colorful bunch.

Perhaps somewhat surprisingly, parents make up a considerable number of them. So we at Bored Panda decided to try and see what their requests are usually about. Turns out, child care is arguably their top priority.

To show you that some moms and dads need a reality check, we compiled a collection of moments when they tried to get someone to watch their kids for (basically) free.

#1 Sister Sent Me This…she Was Blocked Immediately After

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#2 Free Babysitter Needed

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#3 The Second I Saw “Someone Who Is Looking Into Babysitting” I Knew She Was Looking For Free Childcare

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#4 Another Mom Refusing To Pay For Babysitting, People Can Sure Be Mean Sometimes

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#5 $5/Hr Is Insane. 3 Kids Under 5, Btw

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#6 Paying You To Babysit Is “A Deal Breaker Sorry No”

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#7 It’s Always A “Nanny” That They Want For Dirt Cheap Or Less

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#8 Cb Wants Somebody To Watch Their Toddler For $3.33 An Hour

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#9 $15 A Day! And She Needs Overnight Care Too

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#10 75 Cents An Hour For Babysitting

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#11 For Market Price, You Can Clean Our House And Watch Our Kids!

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#12 Babysitter Wanted, Must Be In Collage

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#13 This Parent Who “Can Only Do $6 An Hour” For A Babysitter To Come And Watch Their Kids Five Days A Week

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#14 Watch My Kid For 50+hrs A Week For $100 Each Week…also, Have 3 Years Babysitting Experience And Preferably A Cpr Certificate

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#15 This Is Not A Babysitting Job

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#16 Need A Babysitter/Slave

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#17 Babysit My Kid Full Time And I’ll Pay You $30 A Day! $3 An Hour, Such A Steal!

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#18 Wants A Nanny For Less Than $5/Hour

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#19 I Don’t Think Anyone Is Going To Want To Watch Your 4 Year Old For $3 An Hour

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#20 Someone’s Want Add For A Babysitter 3 Days A Week

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#21 The Audacity Of This Woman

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#22 $250 A Week For 69 Hours Babysitting, And She Is Playing The Single Mom Sympathy Card

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#23 $3/Hr To Babysit Your 5 Year Old? Yeah No Thanks…

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#24 You Must Be Cute, Pay My Brother To Babysit, And You Must Surprise Me

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#25 Babysit My Kid For 20$/Day

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#26 Local Babysitting Group, ~$2/Hour Opportunity!!

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#27 Babysitter Choosing Beggars; People Should Just Babysit For Free!!

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#28 Local Fb Group Mom Wants To Pay $100 A Week For Babysitting Overnight And Getting Child To School

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#29 Fulltime “Babysitter”

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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#30 5.83 An Hour. To Chase A Toddler For 12 Hours A Day. In Comments Says It Would Be Ideal For A Retired Person. Claims Nothing Is Wrong With That Pay, She Herself Would Take It!

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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