Pandas, What Is The Funniest Joke You Have Ever Heard? (Closed)

Here you can submit the funniest jokes you have ever heard and release them to the world.

#1

The most funny joke i have heard is one i made so someone in my family was talking about board meeting trus me this is funny ok and they were a slightly boring individual so i said oh is that the reason you are boring cause you go to so many board meetings

#2

please dont get mad at me
what do you call a dog with no legs? it does not matetr. he aint coming anyway

#3

The funniest jokes I’ve heard don’t translate into text all that well, like the ones you hear from standup comedians.