Meet My Beautifully Unphotogenic Cats

Hello everyone! Im Squidwizard and these are my two cats: Fritatta and Ciabatta. They’re each about 4 years old. Fritatta was an abandoned stray kitten found in a gas-station parking lot when she was about 3 months old. I bought Ciabatta from an abusive shelter environment when she was about 7 months old.

Although I’ve taken a spare few good pictures of them, for some reason I cannot seem to get a good photo of either of them! I’ve given up on the usual pretty-shmetty pictures that you’d usually want, and instead I’ve embraced how awful each photo is! Comedy and photography combined, am I right? 

Hello everyone! This is Fritatta

Meet My Beautifully Unphotogenic Cats

Yes, we spell it differently.

And this is Ciabatta

Meet My Beautifully Unphotogenic Cats

Both beautiful kitties

Meet My Beautifully Unphotogenic Cats

(And helpful-ish.)

Very sweet and proud

Meet My Beautifully Unphotogenic Cats

Graceful and photogenic

Meet My Beautifully Unphotogenic Cats

…sort of

Meet My Beautifully Unphotogenic Cats

Oh dear.

They always want me to take a picture

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Because no matter how much I try

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No matter how many attempts

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(It’s heckin impossible)

It’s like a curse

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But the best curse ever

Meet My Beautifully Unphotogenic Cats

So, everyone: meet Ciabatta

Meet My Beautifully Unphotogenic Cats

Ow! *^*

And Fritatta

Meet My Beautifully Unphotogenic Cats

My cats

Meet My Beautifully Unphotogenic Cats

(All of these were taken on my iPhone 5)