206 Marvel Quotes To Unlock Your Inner Superhero

With so many action movies and series coming out, it might take a lot of work to keep up with the latest Marvel quotes. With a considerable number of characters, and all their different arcs and adventures, the universe is so vast you might need to hire a scholar just to stay on track. You might think that’s a different case with comics, but Stan Lee, along with other amazing writers, put so much heart into them that they can easily rival the productions of high-budgeted movies.

Now, some of the earlier fans of the movies might remember the older days and not find Marvel quotes funny. While it had some comedic elements, the overall theme was on a more serious side. Well, it’s not the case anymore, as more and more screen time is dedicated to light-hearted human interactions. However, we’re sure this list will provide enough funny sayings for both old and new fans.

So if you’re looking for the best Marvel quotes out there, this is the right place. Scouring through many movies and series, you’ll find inspiring sayings by Captain America, best comebacks by Tony Stark, and many more.

Without any further postponing, dig into this universe of funny Marvel quotes! Vote for your favorites and share with your fellow Marvel fans.

#1

“I love you 3000.” — Tony Stark

#2

“I get emails from a raccoon, so nothing sounds crazy.” – Natasha Romanoff

#3

“Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on ‘Back to the Future’?” – Tony Stark

#4

“You’re the head of security and your password is ‘password?’” — Peter Parker

#5

“That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry.” – Bruce Banner

#6

“Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.” – Drax

#7

“If you say one more word, I’ll feed you to my children! I’m kidding. We’re vegetarians.” – M’Baku

#8

“What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?” — Peter Quill

#9

“Today we don’t fight for one life, we fight for all of them.” – Black Panther

#10

“I told you, I don’t want to join your super-secret boy band.” – Tony Stark

#11

“That’s my hammer – and my look!” — Thor

#12

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.”- Peter Parker

#13

“I have been falling for 30 minutes!” — Loki

#14

“You’re ancestors called it magic, and you call it science.” – Thor

#15

“I would rather be a good man than a great king.” – Thor

#16

“I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because’s that – because’s that what heroes do.” — Thor

#17

“No man can win every battle, but no man should fall without a struggle.” – Peter Parker

#18

“I am Iron Man.” — Tony Stark

#19

“It’s not enough to be against something. You have to be for something better.” – Tony Stark

#20

“He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.” – Yondu

#21

“Trust yourself, trust your power – that’s how you stop it.” — Doctor Strange

#22

“Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we’re about to get wet on this ride.” – Tony Stark

#23

“You can do it. You can do anything. You’re the world’s greatest grandma.” – Cassie

#24

“If we can’t accept limitations, then we’re no better than the bad guys.” – Tony Stark

#25

“You know, I keep telling everybody they should move on and grow. Some do. But not us.” – Steve Rogers

#26

“I don’t want to kill anyone. I don’t like bullies. I don’t care where they’re from.” – Steve Rogers

#27

“I can do this all day.” — Steve Rogers

#28

“We have a Hulk.” — Tony Stark

#29

“You get hurt, hurt ’em back. You get killed… walk it off.” – Captain America

#30

“We are Groot.” – Groot

#31

“Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.” — Tony Stark

#32

“No amount of money ever bought a second of time.” — Tony Stark

#33

“It’s not about how much we lost. It’s about how much we have left.” – Tony Stark

#34

“The hardest choices require the strongest wills.” – Thanos

#35

“It’s good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.” – Tony Stark

#36

“Hulk smash!” – Bruce Banner

#37

“Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to exit the donut.” – Nick Fury

#38

“If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.” – Agent Coulson

#39

“Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” — Tony Stark

#40

“Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.” – Tony Stark

#41

“He’s adopted.” — Thor

#42

“I can feel the righteousness surging!” – Loki

#43

“I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!” – Yondu

#44

“He got in shape. He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.” — Korg

#45

“Avengers, assemble!” — Steve Rogers

#46

“Let me know if ‘real power’ wants a magazine or anything.” – Nick Fury

#47

“It’s alright, you could never hurt me. I just feel you.” – Vision

#48

“Wakanda Forever.” – Black Panther

#49

“Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain.” — Doctor Strange

#50

“So are you two… do you… fondue?” – Steve Rogers

#51

“Puny God.” — Hulk

#52

“The city is flying. We’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.” – Clint Barton

#53

“Just Wong? Like Adele? Or Aristotle? Drake, Bono, Eminem…” – Doctor Strange

#54

“There was one time when we were children. He transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, ‘Blech, it’s me!’ And he stabbed me. We were 8 at the time.” — Thor

#55

“I’m with you ’til the end of the line.” – Steve Rogers

#56

“Let’s face it, this is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.” – Tony Stark

#57

“When you said you would take me to California for the first time, I thought you meant Coachella or Disneyland.” — Shuri

#58

“You’re The Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You’re Spider-Boy?” – Tony Stark

#59

“It’s an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping.” – Phil Coulson

#60

“Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree.” – Thor

#61

“Love is a dagger. It’s a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It’s beautiful until it makes you bleed.” – Loki

#62

“Teach Me.” — Doctor Strange

#63

“You call me ‘young lady’ again, I’ll shove my foot up somewhere it’s not supposed to be.” – Maria Rambeau

#64

“Funny how annoying a little prick can be, isn’t it?” – Senator Stern

#65

“I’m just a kid from Brooklyn.” — Steve Rogers

#66

“Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?” – Steve Rogers

#67

“On your left.” – Steve Rogers

#68

“I do what he does, just slower.” – Sam Wilson

#69

“I’m sorry, did I step on your moment?” — Black Widow

#70

“Language.” – Steve Rogers

#71

“Anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they’d like to disclose? I’m open to suggestions.” – Tony Stark

#72

“I don’t know if you’ve been in a fight before but there’s usually not this much talking.” – Sam Wilson

#73

“Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriend’s dad.” — Spider-man

#74

“I don’t want to go.” – Peter Parker

#75

“You’re drifting left. One side, there, Lebowski.” – Tony Stark

#76

“I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.” – Peter Parker

#77

“I will buy all the cheeseburgers you want, just to keep that smile on your face.” – Happy Hogan

#78

“I love you in every universe.” — Doctor Strange

#79

“Because I have something worth fighting for.” – Thor

#80

“You should know I’m a better shot when I’m pissed off.” – Natasha Romanoff

#81

“Trying to be more than just a trained killer.” — Natasha Romanoff

#82

“The best part of my life was fake and none of you told me.” – Yelena

#83

“I can’t control your fear, I can only control mine.” – Wanda

#84

“Vengeance has consumed you. It’s consuming them. I’m done letting it consume me.” — T’Challa

#85

“We’re in the endgame now.” – Doctor Strange

#86

“His name is Redwing. He’s cute. Go ahead, pet him.” – Sam Wilson

#87

“Sorry, I tend to process traumatic events with dad jokes.” — Scott Lang

#88

“There’s no throne, there is no version of this, where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it.” – Tony Stark

#89

“This is so unlike you, brother. So clandestine. Are you sure you wouldn’t rather just punch your way out?” — Loki

#90

“You never know. You hope for the best and make do with what you get.” – Nick Fury

#91

“He just kicked your ass, full-size. You really want to find out what it’s like when you can’t see him coming?” – Howard Stark

#92

“Your sacrifice is greater than your power.” — Doctor Strange

#93

“One thing I’ve proven is that you can count on me to pleasure myself.” – Tony Stark

#94

“This drink, I like it. Another!” – Thor

#95

“Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin’ usual.” — Rocket

#96

“Pick on someone your own size!” – Scott Lang

#97

“You shouldn’t have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.” – Peter Quill

#98

“Guns. So primitive.” – Okoye

#99

“Honestly, until this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.” — Tony Stark

#100

“Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn’t get that because it’s not a Star Wars reference.” – Nick Fury

#101

“Ah, you never forget your first.” — Thor

#102

“You’re in a relationship with me. Everything will never be okay.” – Tony Stark

#103

“Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I’m fine. I’m totally fine. I dream about you. Because it’s always you.” – Tony Stark

#104

“I have to protect the one thing that I can’t live without. That’s you.” — Tony Stark

#105

“When you look in her eyes and she’s looking back in yours… everything… feels… not quite normal.” – Peter Parker

#106

“I am Inevitable.” – Thanos

#107

“Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero… is how well they succeed at being who they are.” – Frigga

#108

“Is he, though?” — Thor

#109

“The price of freedom is high, it always has been. And it’s a price I’m willing to pay. And if I’m the only one, then so be it. But I’m willing to bet I’m not.” – Steve Rogers

#110

“Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing, that you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier but a good man.” – Dr. Abraham Erskine

#111

“Let me tell you. That kid’s not even here yet and, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for him.” – Howard Stark

#112

“Sacrifice? That would imply I had something to lose.” — Doctor Strange

#113

“Faith is my sword. Truth is my shield. Knowledge my armor.” – Doctor Strange

#114

“How ironic, Tony. Trying to rid of the world of weapons, you gave it its best one ever! And now, I’m going to kill you with it!” – Obadiah Stane

#115

“Oh my God, that was really violent.” — Pepper Potts

#116

“What are you waiting for? It’s Christmas. Take ’em to church!” – Tony Stark

#117

“I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your… your pelvic sorcery!” – Gamora

#118

“Filthy? Oh, she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.” — Peter Quill

#119

“Ah, she left me. And my mom died too. And my dad got deported. But I got the van!” – Luis

#120

“We’re really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we’re two-time galaxy savers.” — Rocket

#121

“I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself, ‘You know what would be a really kickass name? Taserface!’” – Rocket

#122

“Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there, and that’s where you operate.” – Tony Stark

#123

“I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid, unless you’re made of scissors! Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke for you!” — Korg

#124

“I’m gonna need a rain check on that dance.” – Steve Rogers

#125

“You seek love. It’s all any of us want.” – Thor

#126

“The world has changed and none of us can go back. All we can do is our best, and sometimes the best that we can do is to start over.” – Peggy Carter

#127

“I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up.” — Tony Stark

#128

“Look, it’s me, I’m here, deal with it. Let’s move on.” – James Rhodes

#129

“I have nothing to prove to you.” – Carol Danvers

#130

“You got gifts, Parker. But you didn’t want to be here. I’d love to have you in Berlin, but you’ve got to decide whether you’re going to step up or not. Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark was wrong. The choice is yours.” – Nick Fury

#131

“It won’t be Wanda that comes for her. It will be the Scarlet Witch.” — Wanda

#132

“I do anything and everything that Mr. Stark requires — including occasionally taking out the trash.” – Pepper Potts

#133

“Mew-mew? What’s mew-mew?” – Darcy Lewis

#134

“Does he need CPR? Because I totally know CPR.” – Darcy Lewis

#135

“You walked right into this one. I’ve dated hotter chicks than you.” — Tony Stark

#136

“As always sir, a great pleasure watching you work.” – Jarvis

#137

“I should not be left in charge of stuff like this. I don’t get paid enough. I don’t get paid, period.” – Darcy

#138

“Hey, fellas, either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I’m here to pick up a fossil.” – Natasha Romanoff

#139

“Finger on throat means death! Metaphor!” – Drax

#140

“Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?” – Rocket

#141

“That’s for when things get really hardcore… or if you wanna blow up moons.”- Rocket

#142

“That’s not a question I need answered.” – Natasha Romanoff

#143

“So, you like cats?” – Sam Wilson

#144

“We know each other. He’s a friend from work.” – Thor

#145

“You want a juice box and some string cheese?” – Hank Pym

#146

“If toast is cut diagonally, I can’t eat it.” – Nick Fury

#147

“You handle the suit. I’ll handle the music.” – Happy Hogan

#148

“It’s easier to be tough in front of defenseless little girls.” – Natasha Romanoff

#149

“What did it cost?” – Thanos

“Everything.” – Gamora

#150

“I had him on the ropes.”- Steve Rogers

#151

“In times of crisis, the wise build bridges while the foolish build barriers.” -T’Challa

#152

“You think life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it’s giving us something. It is giving us a chance.” – Peter Quill

#153

“If you’re nothing without this suit, then you shouldn’t have it.” – Tony Stark

#154

“I’ll explain when you’re older, Hawkeye.” – Laura Barton

#155

“What is this thing? Look how it thinks it’s so cool. It’s not cool to get help. Walk by yourself you little gargoyle.” – Rocket

#156

“I thought you were smaller.” – Bucky Barnes

#157

“Can’t have a revolution without somebody to overthrow, so you’re welcome, and uh, it’s a tie.” – Grandmaster

#158

“I thought that you could sense that with your Peter Tingle” – Aunt May

#159

“I was already slipping when you happened to punch me in the face. The two events are not related.” – Carol Danvers

#160

“Don’t do anything I would do, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there. That’s where you operate.” – Tony Stark

#161

“I’m not sure you understand the concept of a getaway car.” – Sharon Carter

#162

“I don’t fly man, that’s your thing.” – Bucky Barnes

#163

“I’m a regular carbon based employee made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself, Norm.” – Vision

#164

“Odin: Do you not truly feel the gravity of your crimes? Wherever you go there is war, ruin and death!” – Thor

#165

“At some point, we all have to choose, between what the world wants you to be, and who you are.” – Natasha Romanoff

#166

“Just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from the ships, because they knew death was better than bondage.” – Erik Killmonger

#167

“Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life.” – Pepper Potts

#168

“No mistakes. No do-overs. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives.” – Steve Rogers

#169

“But a thing isn’t beautiful because it lasts. It’s a privilege to be among them.” – Vision

#170

“Activating instant kill.” – AI Karen

#171

“Higher, further, faster, baby.” – Carol Danvers

#172

“You have no idea how reasonable I’ve been.” – Wanda

#173

“I need a horse.” – Thor

#174

“You mewling quim!” – Loki

#175

“No hard feelings point break, you’ve got a mean swing.” – Tony Stark

#176

“Baskin Robbins always finds out.” – Dale

#177

“So… you got detention.” – Steve Rogers

#178

“Get lost, Squidward.” – Tony Stark

#179

“They taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.” – Thor

#180

“Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I’m really strong and I’m… sticky!” – Peter Parker

#181

“The one that got away. That means escaped.” – Thor

#182

“Know that they’ll be loved.” – Wanda

#183

“You’re embarrassing yourself, it looks desperate.” – Natasha Romanoff

#184

“Cut the brain out. Identify the weakness.” – Melina

#185

“Is this your king? Huh? Is this your king? He’s supposed to protect you! To lead Wakanda into the future! Nah, I’m your king!”- Killmonger

#186

“Boom! You looking for this?” – James Rhodes

#187

“You’re repeating yourself! You’re repeating yourself!” – Scott Lang

#188

“Then again that’s the hero gig, part of the journey is the end.” – Tony Stark

#189

“This is your chance. To earn that look in your daughter’s eyes. To become the hero that she already thinks you are. It’s not about saving our world, it’s about saving theirs. ” – Hank Pym

#190

“I think we must learn from our mistakes and do better. You must not give up hope.” – Karun

#191

“I beat some guys up. Saved the dog. Some light B and E” – Kate Bishop

#192

“Welcome to the Time Variance Authority! I’m Miss Minutes, and it’s my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes! So let’s not waste another minute. Settle in, sharpen your pencils and check this out! – Miss Minutes

#193

“I can’t believe you were D.B. Cooper! Come on!” – Mobius

#194

“She was literally one split end from cutting her own bangs.” – Agnes

#195

“I made macaroni if you want some.” – Yelena Belova

#196

“If you want to do something right, you make a list.” – Scott Lang

#197

“I don’t know what you’ve got inside you already. The mix could be… an abomination.” – Samuel Sterns

#198

“Geez, somebody get that kid a sandwich!” – Senator Brandt

#199

“There’s only one God, ma’am, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.”- Steve Rogers

#200

“Oh, no no. Daddy don’t get scared.” – Luis

#201

“You made a scene, didn’t you?” – Natasha Romanoff

#202

“Such a poser.” – Yelena

#203

“My mom abandoned me in the street like garbage.” – Natasha Romanoff

#204

“Don’t waste it. Don’t waste your life.” – Ho Yinsen

#205

“We got the full clown car. It means whatever the threat is, S.W.O.R.D clearly has no idea what they are dealing with.” – Darcy Lewis

#206

“If it were any smarter, it’d write a book – a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon.” – Justin Hammer