I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

My name is Keli, and I own Colette Paperie. I started designing my card line over 10 years ago. I was sitting in hospice with my mother, who was graciously living her last few days. She could’ve used some funny cards – but they were all sappy and boring. I had a plan to create something the market was missing. It’s not missing any longer, but I like to think I helped start the trend of snarky greetings. Check out a few of my favorite Valentine’s Day cards below!

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#1 Dog > You (Sorry Not Sorry)

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#2 We Don’t Need A Holiday

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#3 Sounded Scary ; Wasn’t Really

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#4 Pals Are So Important This Year!

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#5 Of All The A******s… And There Are A Lot Of Them

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#6 Like, All Of Them?!

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#7 Vodka > Valentine’s Day

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#8 Do Not Pass Go

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#9 If We Didn’t Have A Certificate To Prove It

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#10 Not A Nightmare, I Swear!

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#11 Um… What? Huh?

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#12 I Love So Much Idiotic S**t

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#13 Mostly…

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#14 After 2020, I’m Done

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#15 Friend Love Is Important, Too!

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#16 Amen

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

#17 Regulation Hottie

I Create Snarky Valentine’s Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other