Full disclosure, dear Pandas: some of us may not have ever tried online dating and might keep getting ‘swipe left’ and ‘swipe right’ confused whenever someone’s talking about it. But as we understand it, Tinder is some kind of fancy wood-finding service (you’d better believe that this pun is intended) on those fancy futuristic devices people call ‘smartphones.’
You meet someone you like, you drink some coffee, and then you get married, right? Correct us if we’re wrong, but that’s exactly what’s happened to a lot of our friends! One thing’s for sure, though—dating is tough, especially when you have to learn about your potential soulmate through a magical digital mirror that only shows you their good sides.
However, there are some hilarious and entertainingly awkward (and sometimes even downright creepy) moments to be had while chatting on Tinder, that’s for sure. Check out our collection of best Tinder conversation starters and funny things to say on Tinder, upvote the ones you enjoyed the most, and share an interesting online dating story in the comments.
Are you in the mood for some more digital romance? Funny Tinder conversation starters? Or perhaps you’re looking for other funny things to say on Tinder? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Instead of the traditional flower bouquet and a box of chocolates, have yourself some hilarious Tinder puns!
#1 My Greatest Magic Trick Revealed
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#2 I Wonder How Fast She Will Unmatch
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#3 I’ve Peaked. I Can’t Top This
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#4 I’m Doing This
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#5 What Are The Chances?
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#6 This Couldn’t Have Gone Any Better Than It Did
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#7 “Good Luck”
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#8 I’m Probably Gonna Get Unmatched
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#9 Her Friend Was Right
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#10 Ladies And Gentleman. We’re In
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#11 Got Blocked Lol
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#12 My Tinder Is A Joke Account Where I Tell People Train Facts And Answer Questions About Trains. I Research Railway History
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#13 Damn
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#14 I Made A Tinder Funny, How’d I Do?
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#15 Looking Through My Phone And Found This Gem Of A Tinder Conversation
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#16 Automated Tinder Response
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#17 Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
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#18 I Think I Found The One
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#19 Crocs Are Finally Good For Something
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#20 I Can’t Take Compliments
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#21 An Eye For An Eye, I Guess
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#22 Am I Doing This Right?
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#23 How Did You Know I Was A Painter?
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#24 Matched With The First Boy I Ever Kissed, I Wasn’t Sure If He Would Remember
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#25 Swing And A Miss
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#26 Well I Got A Response
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#27 Gotta Admit I Felt Pretty Creative For That One
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#28 The Beard Stays, But You Can Leave
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#29 Simon Says
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#30 Tinder Delivers
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#31 I Think I’m Getting The Hand Of This Now
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#32 The Pick Up Line With A 99% Success Rate
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#33 Honesty Is The Best Policy
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#34 Definition Of Perfection? I Think Yes
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#35 Psychic Powers
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#36 Dammit Karen
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#37 Thankful
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#38 That’s What They Mean, Right?
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#39 Perks Of Being My School’s Mascot
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#40 We’re In Boys
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#41 Love Finding Girls That Share The Same Hobbies
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#42 Hello, You’re Not Tall
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#43 He Didn’t Even Get My Joke
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#44 Awwwwweeee
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#45 That’s A Big L My Friend
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#46 I’m Impressed How Quickly I Came Up With This Response
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#47 I’m Proud Of You
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#48 Was Swiping At The Dispensary When I Looked Up And Saw The Girl I Was About To Swipe On
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#49 She Just Killed Me
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#50 Not A Meteorologist
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