“What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?”“Cancer.”Sorry, not sorry. I love gallows humor.
#1
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
#2
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
Because she keeps running away from the ball. XD
#3
Not really a joke, but I laughed really hard at that scene in Asobi Asobase where Kasumi sticks her fingers up Olivia’s nostrils after Olivia smacks her in the b***s.
#4
Did you hear that the guy that wrote the song hokey pokey died?
They had trouble putting in a coffin because they kept putting one foot in and one foot out.
*bonus*
Did you know its really raining out?
I just stepped in a poodle.
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