Will you get the girl? Will you get the guy???
#1
Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
#2
I wish i were cross eyed so I could see you twice
#3
Are you my homework? Cause I should be doing you right now but I’m not.
#4
omg i lost my number!! can i have yours??
#5
I’m going to complain to spotify for not naming you this weeks hottest single
#6
If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
#7
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
#8
“I am already your friend, wanna add a boy before it? Well, I love you..”
#9
I once had a guy ask if he could see my glasses. I took them off and handed them to him. He said “I actually just wanted to see your eyes.”
#10
are you a V-chord to I-chord resolution? ‘Cos i think you’re perfect ;)
#11
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
#12
Don’t touch anything, you’re so hot and I don’t see a fire extinguisher.
#13
Honestly I dont have one… but how I tell my crush? I dont. I dare my friends to tell them that I like ‘em.
#14
I drive a ’91 Ford Ranger. Sure it breaks down. New pickups do too, but then you gotta make payments on top of repairs.
#15
Damn guy, you… uh. Um. So. Who’s your crush? Not me? Oh nice
#16
Damn girl, are you a land mine, because I wanna step on you all the time
#17
…I may not go down in history but I will go down on you.
#18
Hey, are you a minecraft piglin? Because i feel like if i hit on you, you and all your friends will hunt me down and murder me
#19
“Your the most beautiful girl in the room. You could be a part-time model”
— Flight of the Concords
#20
DAMN MY GUY, are you an Apache helicopter cuz I’d let you bomb me any day 😉
#21
are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 i see. 😘😏
#22
i’m a nine and you’re the one i need
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